Should I write a book and say it is His Word?
Any help is appreciated!
2006-07-10 09:44:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would, but it would hurt my imaginary friends feelings and he'd start a Crusade against yours.
2006-07-10 09:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's all about marketing. I didn't even know that there was a new imaginary friend to worship. Man why am I the last to know?
2006-07-10 09:48:44 · answer #2 · answered by lady25mo2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because..... there is no history to back up your "imaginary friend's" existence. Because it can be proven your friend does not exist, even you don't really believe it.
My FRIEND exists and there is history to prove it, not only history but scientific evidence. All that is claimed in HIS WORD can not be disproved by science, even though they've tried. I hope that my FRIEND becomes as real to you as HE is to the billions who worship HIM
2006-07-10 10:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by SpeakingTruthinLove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all about marketing. You have to make friends with someone in advertising and come up with a really good ad campaign. Like "if you worship MY invisible guy, he`ll give you a free $50 gas card!"
2006-07-10 09:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by balique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Billions of people are busy doing other things.
What if you were willing to settle for just a few million people? Look up the stories of Joseph Smith (Mormonism), and L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology).
2006-07-10 09:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your imaginary friend create the universe? No? Didn't think so. That's why.
2006-07-10 10:00:22 · answer #6 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will worship him. Just get your publicist to tell everyone your little friend will cause them unimaginable eternal pain if they fail to see him as you describe him.
Yeah, write the book. It adds to your credibility.
2006-07-10 09:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Skeptimystic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just answered your own question. No one can see your imaginary friend and he only exist in your fragile little mind.
2006-07-10 09:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's his name? If he has a cool name like Zap or Shazam or maybe even Fred it would probably be easier to worship. oooohhh and maybe if he had like laser vision or something like that, just thinking it would be an easier sell...
2006-07-10 12:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we don't believe in him, and writing a book "by" him won't help your case.
2006-07-10 09:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by MOI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋