A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he could have a condom explaining that his girlfriend has invited him for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us..!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
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2006-07-10 09:34:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From; Willys Jokes archieves!
2006-07-10 09:35:11 · update #1
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Who needs a thearopist, when we have Willy!!!
***** , that's definately a 5 star there!
2006-07-10 17:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. Good joke though. :)
(But since when can you buy condoms one at a time??? That's a pretty ghetto pharmacy.)
2006-07-10 16:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the craziest joke ive ever heard seriously funny
2006-07-10 16:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by chloe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was good! You are just full of these jokes aren't you.
2006-07-10 23:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl! Thanks!
(no by the way, in answer to your question)
2006-07-10 16:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! LMAO...... that's hilarious. That's something I would get caught doing, if I were a guy.
2006-07-10 23:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEWWW funny, but EEEWWWW
2006-07-10 16:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No . . good joke though.
2006-07-10 16:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's real funny
2006-07-10 16:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by Latty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read that to my husband. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-10 16:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by poundcake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋