Mine was.... (so embarrassing), about 15 years ago, I was sooooo drunk, I got up in the middle of the night, and pee'd in the corner of my bedroom, thinking I was in the bathroom. I was so embarrassed!
2006-07-10 09:21:54 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
oh nooo I have a good one...Me and two other friends was so drunk we got naked in our friends backyard and did flips, handstands,etc...then we decided to walk naked about a block and 1/2) to the other friends house around 3 am
See now that is why I won't touch booze...along with a few other reason I won't talk about on yahoo
2006-07-10 09:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by USuck79 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Did a remake of Police Academy II movie scene, where the guy scares the new recruit coming into the academy for the first time, enrolling in police college. He falls off the bike and all, really funny scene.
Only i did the same thing to a guy in a convertible mg. He jumped almost 5 feet upwards when i yelled into his ear.
All my friends laughed at that one and they witnessed it too.
2006-07-10 09:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by snorkelman_37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never seen a funny or beautiful drunk person in my life.
Drunk means being altered and there's nothing funny about not being able to be yourself. It is a sad statement and a loud cry for low self-esteem issues.
Drinking doesn't improve comedy or humor---then again, we all know that already. How many of us have seem people make complete asses of themselves? That's camouflaged by referring to their intoxicated behavior as funny. Drunk & funny is to be hung over, humilated and required to exaggerate the state by trying to make up something "funny".
The only funny thing here is this question: What kind of self-repecting person ask a self-loathing questions such as this?
2006-07-10 09:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by youarefit2 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get embarrassed because i think the stuff that I do is funny too. I've pissed on myself because i couldnt make it to the bathroom. I've licked these chick's passenger side window (From the outside) just to let them know i liked them, fell down steps, line danced at a wedding (I found out i was the only one dancing....) It just goes on and on.
2006-07-10 09:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by diaz276 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a bar in Mexico doing tequila shooters... decided to dance on the stage (which was on the second story)... fell through a window in back of the stage... landed on a patio table outside... broke the table and knocked out the couple sitting there. Oops!
2006-07-10 09:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by .·:*RENE*:·. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I was SOOOO drunk (this is HILARIOUS) that I smoked some pot (I'm alergic) and I got really really wasted. I only accidentally smoked it because I was so messed up on blow and liquor so I thought I could handle it. I went CRAZY!!
I ended up hitting my wife's best friend accross the back of her head with a CD case that I was playing wall frisbee with. It cut her head open and it started bleedning all over her boyfriend's white couch! She ended up screaming and running around the room all paranoid and we couldn't stop laughing! She ended up trying to give herself stitches with (ready for this...) DENTAL FLOSS!!! But she was having her other friend hold the mirror so she could see the back of her head.
I don't know if it was the pot, blow or the mushrooms that showed up just before this but I couldn't stop laughing! I thought it would be funny to throw her microwave through her sliding glass door and out to the balcony. So I did while she was in the bathroom. She comes running out all "Oh my God! Oh my God! Is that the cops?!?!?" LOLOLOLOL it was HYSTERICAL! She saw all the glass laying on the ground and freaked out and ran back into the bathroom with the dental floss hanging off the back of her head!!
My wife was with me and we started making out on the couch in front of everyone because she was on ecstacy. And it was funny because so many people were grabbing and touching her that she couldn't tell who was up her shirt or who was grabbing her butt!! HAHAHAHA!!
When we got home that night, I stiffed the cab driver and ran up into my apartment where my wife started cleaning (it's like 6am at this point). She's cleaning all the corners in every crevice just going nuts because I think there was too much speed in her X. I'm coming down off the mushrooms and blow but for some reason I've got this HORRIBLE nausea creeping up. I fall onto the bed, start spinning and throw up ALL OVER MY BED!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
It was so funny. My wife started throwing crap at me. The neighbors start banging on the wall because we're so loud. I can't stop puking. It was AWESOME!! My wife got all pissed on drove back to her friend's house because they had an extra bed.
I still have that mattress and every time I let one of my drunk friends sleep on it, I can't help but laugh.
True Story
2006-07-10 09:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was last year in college.. me and my friends were walking home from the bar and i was running around (because i was drunk and stupid) trying to get away from one of my friends because they were trying to get me to go to a different bar.. i turned around a ran smack into a stop sign (held up by a big green pole thing) i had a concusion, i didn't get up after i first did it.. my friends thought i died hahah..
I also played a cruel joke on a guy friend we know.. we were in a room hooking up at this party and he was naked.. then i ran out and stole his clothes (it was a bet between friends) He almost cried haha he walked home hiding behind a piece of plywood. Granted it was mean.. but funny! :)
2006-07-10 09:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got into a fight with a roadie on my favorite band's tour and got kicked off their tour bus. Sat in the snow for a while, not realizing I wasn't in the car, made an *** out of myself in front of the band, and ultimately wound up ages later in a gas station restroom.
2006-07-10 09:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Angela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was so smashed, the day after my homeboy called and asked if I didn't like him anymore. I did not know what he was talking about, so he played a message i left for him on his cell phone! I didn't even know I called him. I cursed him out in the worst way and sounded as if I was speaking another language, my words where so slurred and jumbled together.
2006-07-10 09:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by M D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was so embarrassing was trying to ride my bicylce home, don't do that when you're drunk.
also, I was in a limo with some friends and I yelled, "open the window, open the window!" so the limo guy did because he probably thought I was going to throw up. So the car riding next to our limo, I yelled out, "Hey excuse me, EXCUSE ME!" as soon as they rolled their window down and looked at me, I said, "Pardon me sir, but do you have any grey poupon?"
2006-07-10 09:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that happened to a friend of mine, she spent the night over at her boyfriends and he got up in the middle of the night and peed in the corner. She woke up but said she didn't say anything for fear of embarassing him. Crazy!
2006-07-10 09:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by shae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋