I love this one...im not fred flinstone but I can make your BEDROCk...lol
2006-07-10 09:21:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants.
If i could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Is your father a meat burglar? Because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2006-07-10 09:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by wolfmano 7 · 15⤊ 3⤋
I had a punk rocker type guy take his ice cold rolling rock and rolled it across my back from behind me (which jumped the hell out of me) and said "let me cool you off". I did tell him that I thought it was the most original one I have ever heard.:)
2006-07-10 16:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by mama2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Joey style (How you doing!) with the cheesy Joey from friends tone.
2006-07-10 16:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I next to each other
2006-07-10 16:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kiss me if i'm worng but you really wan f*ck me
i had a guy say that to me i leaned over kissed him on the forehead and continued my conversation with his friend - his friend was laughing so hard he fell off his chair
2006-07-10 16:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Shopaholic Chick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice shoes, lets fu**!
Or your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
or your so hot you are melting the elastic in my underwear.
or The kicker, Girl you must be Jamaican because Ja-makin' me crazy.
2006-07-10 16:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Michal C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - that's a good one. I haven't heard that one before. I like the - "Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants." Cheeeee-zzzzz.
2006-07-10 16:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by SBean_29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause you *** is out of this world!
Or you can ask a girl "how you doin" when she replieds "fine" tell her "I can see that!"
2006-07-10 16:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by riggy2k5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Ma
2006-07-10 16:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by ammari1212 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2006-07-10 17:32:41 · answer #10 · answered by Moral Maverick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋