2006-07-10 08:50:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are so many traditions and holidays that are completely bogus and have nothing to do with the idea of the religion. They were created or adapted by Man to fit a certain belief structure. Some examples are decorating trees at Christmas and hiding Easter eggs. These were traditions completely unrelated to the Christian faith as it was first envisioned, but in order to convert people to Christianity, as a faith it had to adopt the traditions native to the surrounding people's religions, to "soften the blow" of converting, so to speak. The hierarchy in the Catholic church is another big one. The order of Pope to Cardinal and on down is completely a product of Man's need for structure, and it creates a hunger for power and prestige among the most devout men of the Church, something completely contradictory to the doctrine of the Christian faith. Jesus himself would most likely call them hypocrites.
2006-07-11 18:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, the North Pole is in Canada, and unless you want the States to be hit with a really BIG snowball, with Hockey players teeth for shrapnel, leave the Jolly Fat man alone..
2006-07-10 08:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zod you died a long time ago, I say Santa and his elf's have enough weapons and fornication to Best you and your dastardly plan. Plus they have kypitonite to hold you at bay. You be be careful or it will not be coal that is left in your stockings. To Wit the red fat man has been around a long time and has defeated greater evil than you.
How did you get out of that dimensional port hole your cast in about 20 years ago. I know super man died but will defeat you and your plan will fail.
Santa's a #1 elf.
2006-07-10 08:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you're killin' me!
That is hillarious. I think you have a good chance of taking down the pagan demi-god. If you sneak up on him the day after christmas, he'll probably be drunk as a skunk, along with his elf army. Good luck with Father, though. Any last words before you commit suicide at the gates?
2006-07-10 08:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by Will O' the Wisp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's rude and you know just as well as any of us that "the fat red man" isn't in the north pole. HE'S IN OUR HEADS. (imaginations, actually)
you shouldn't be on here if you are young anyways...
2006-07-10 08:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont fight GOD
But I agree
Down with the jolly GAY fat man!
2006-07-10 08:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by workinman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe I shall join you in this evil endeavor but you're on you own after the round one falls. It's him I'm after. Down with the cheap fat col-aid looking man.
2006-07-10 08:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bill F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, we ran Michael Jackson out of the country, and now we'll get that old fat man who plays with elves.
2006-07-10 08:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone got lumps of coal for Christmas since 1962.
2006-07-10 09:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
General ZOD i loved your movie how can you want to fight god who was first in heaven? cause hes poor and you can? what if he gets you an oscar will you stop your rebellion?
2006-07-10 08:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋