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If I have to go swimming in an ice filled lake, should I store large amounts of blubber first? What would Jesus do?

2006-07-10 08:41:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

1. Yes you should. 2. He would just walk across.

2006-07-10 08:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you have to go swimming in an ice filled lake, you have other issues besides storing up blubber and talking with Jesus. I'd wait for the water temp to get to at least 60 degrees unless you want to strap yourself to a board so you can be pulled from the lake like a popsicle after ten minutes....

2006-07-10 15:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jack R 3 · 0 0

Jesus would walk on top of the ice filled lake.

2006-07-10 15:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0 0

I think that your question makes no sense what so ever...What does swimming in an ice filled lake have to do with Jesus??????

2006-07-10 15:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by AT 3 · 0 0

Jesus would walk on the icefilled lake.

2006-07-10 15:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by riggy2k5 1 · 0 0

Seek peace. The meaning of Life. Don't let another tell you what that Peace is, Trust in God.

Trust not in Horses of Chariots.

2006-07-10 15:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus wuld make it warm with his super powers!

2006-07-10 15:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by thatsob01 2 · 0 0

get a little fat. Then ware lots and lots of clothes

2006-07-10 15:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rain-- 3 · 0 0

well he wouldn't be a big enough fag to ask such a gaytard question

2006-07-10 15:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly girl 3 · 0 0

kick your *** for asking a stupid question
ohh **** i forgot there is no Jesus cuz he's dead

2006-07-10 15:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by ☆BadNews☆® 4 · 0 0

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