Is it better to be saved by Jesus or touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage? Why? What are the pros and cons of each?
2006-07-10 08:30:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is better to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Why: We get pirates, stripper factories, and beer volcanoes.
2006-07-13 16:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a priest touches you with his noodly appendage, are you saved?
2006-07-10 15:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saved by Jesus. Why? Because Jesus doesn't leave you with tomato sauce stains on your clothes! He is sort of like Mr. Clean. Except for your soul.
2006-07-10 15:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Meeshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure who the spaghetti monster is but he's probably as made up as Jesus is, so my answer is , neither.
2006-07-10 15:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saved sounds more safe to me. But being touched will always have my preference.Yummy!
2006-07-10 15:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most poeple think I just touched, however I am saved.
2006-07-10 15:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noodly appendage, for sure!
2006-07-10 15:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaha...i'm laughing at Michelle's answer.
Jesus is "Mr. Clean for the Soul"...
(I've got to remember that.) That's one 'title' I've never heard him called before.
2006-07-10 15:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by redglory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better come to Jesus.
Father, forgive them, they know not what they do!
2006-07-10 15:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Linn E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a moronic question. !
SAVED !!!
2006-07-10 15:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋