2006-07-10 07:57:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
No Jibba Jabba fools
2006-07-10 07:58:07 · update #1
I refuse to tell you. My pencil Air Force will maintain air space superority!!!
2006-07-10 08:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by cirestan 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I pity the fool that can’t form chewing gum onto Q tips to produce functional rotors. Cut the erasers off several of the pencils, remove the lead and gum them together into your mini-guns. The graphite from the pencils can be mixed with the cotton and the glycerin in the gum to make super strong and light panels. Use the rest of the Qs to fashion the body of the copter and cover the whole thing with your graphite sheeting. Heat some more gum and it will separate to provide fuel, and once dried, explosives for the Q tip missiles, and propellant for the mini-guns. Take all the metal from around the erasers and melt it down to cast the necessary parts for the engine, controls and such using chewing gum molds. The left over erasers from the project can be mixed with more gum glycerin to make the tires, and I think you are ready to ROCK. Take no prisoners!
2006-07-12 00:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. T
These devices are not enough to produce a world class Helicopter I recommend you go to school and study mechanical engineering and schematic designs. Then if you can find a financier say a third world country you may be able to produce a world class assault helicopter. Then you could go into weapons distribution as a weapons dealer and be one of the most hated men on the planet.
A bounty would be issued on you by every civilized country in the world and all the money in the world would not save you. Good luck in your mad quest for power and money.
2006-07-10 15:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chew your gum, clean your ears with the q tip, and take your pencil and write a check to the government surplus yard!
2006-07-10 15:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Pimp_Slapper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's simple!
Donate alot of money to your local Congress person, so you can become a favored defnse contractor. Then you'll get big $$ contracts, and frankly it won;t matter if you produce a product or not because no one will hold you accountable!
2006-07-10 15:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...you will need a ton of pencils...well basically you will need a ton of everything. But you could use the q-tips as an assault weapon and the gum can be used as bombs.
2006-07-10 14:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just saw a guy trade a red paperclip for a house on TV
2006-07-11 10:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call up MacGyver, he's done it like 80 bigillion times!
2006-07-10 15:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
swoooosh 2 points
2006-07-10 23:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by hollywoodjack111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call MacGuyver. Or, if you a serious about this, ask your psychotherapist. This should be good for three or four sessions, easy.
2006-07-10 15:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋