Even Angels have *ssholes?
2006-07-10 07:24:52 · 13 answers · asked by Frompers 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes, everytime you hear a bell, an angel takes a dump.
2006-07-10 07:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If angels existed, which I don't believe they do, they would be in spiritual form and have no need of mortal bodily organs. The images we have of angels are from medieval painters' creations where they assumed that
1 Angels would have wings since that was the only way living creatures could fly. Since God can do anything you would have imagined he could make angels fly.
2 They would look like beautiful humans because that was the only way these painters could imagine them
3 They'd be white and European looking because although Jesus was an Arab and brown skinned it was inconceivable to Europeans at that time that Jesus could be anything other than like them. God would be old with a long white flowing beard and Mary and Joseph would look like mid-European peasants.
You must also remember that all angels are male. There are no female ones. They are seraphim and the baby angels (why there would be any I don't know as it indicates that angels have a 'mortal lifecycle.) are cherubim.
2006-07-10 07:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angels are spirits they have NO BODIES so no they don't, they appear in human form so we can understand better but they have No bodies
2006-07-10 07:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by just love poms(it's a dog) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no angels are souls from the people on earth that have passed on D>A> go to church
2006-07-10 07:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by punk is pretty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we know that is a characteristic that defines you.
P.S. Not talking about "angel"
2006-07-10 07:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cannot speak for angels, but if you believe as i do, that Jesus was Christ in human form, then you have to accept the fact that he unrinated, deficated, belched and farted just like the rest of us.....maybe not as often as my roommate though... ;(
-eagle
2006-07-10 07:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ssholes?? whut???
Does anyone speak trailer-trash?
and do the translation/
2006-07-10 07:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks For Your Question
Angels are creatures created from light they don't eat or drink ....i think you know now if they have or not
2006-07-10 07:28:48 · answer #8 · answered by abouterachess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, except in the world of jokes.
2006-07-10 07:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Perilous Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you speak , by your idle words you will be judged
2006-07-10 07:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋