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There is one thing God can't do (According to the bible)...
First one to find it gets ten points!

2006-07-10 06:37:10 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

oedipus blindess got it

2006-07-10 06:55:10 · update #1

42 answers

Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

Apparently, he can't lift chariots of iron, they are too heavy for him. No wonders he can't stop cars from wreaking. Iron is of the devil!

=D

EDIT:
Give me my points, damnit!

2006-07-10 06:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Oedipus Schmoedipus 6 · 19 16

God Cannot Contradict Himself.

2006-07-10 06:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by auraming 2 · 1 0

God cannot lie - Titus 1:2

2006-07-10 06:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God cannot lie. He cannot contradict his own word. He cannot go back on his promises. Actually, these are things he WILL not do...as far as CANNOT...I don't think there is anything He CANNOT do if He chose to.

2006-07-10 06:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 2 · 0 0

Sin

2006-07-10 06:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by rxqueen♥ † 6 · 1 0

He can't make nothing .

( No, I'm not illiterate, keep reading)
The bible says " Nothing is not made by god

Therefore, God didn't make nothing. I don't know if he CAN'T, just that he didn't. I'll ask him.

2006-07-10 06:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa'sGurl 2 · 0 0

Forgive you if you sin against the Holy Ghost.

2006-07-10 06:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by saintrose 6 · 0 0

Strike me down with lightning the time I hit enter.

2006-07-10 06:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Tequila Gypsy 3 · 0 0

God has no testimony. Humans are the only ones who do

2006-07-10 06:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by GodsHolyFire 3 · 0 0

Strike a safety match on a wet bar of soap.

2006-07-10 06:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If it's 'according to the Bible', then it's complete fairy tale nonsense so it really doesn't matter to me.

2 points is fine. I'll take that.

2006-07-10 06:41:26 · answer #11 · answered by yogabbagabba 5 · 0 1

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