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JUST KIDDING I'm an atheist... just bored.

2006-07-10 06:06:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You must be pretty...damn...bored, dude...lol And look me up in hell, we'll have a blast!

2006-07-10 06:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 5

19 There is no 19.

20 The modern Bible is a crock of £$%(, made up to allow people to control the lives of others. If there was a loving God (sorry, god, he won't care about capitals) then he wouldn't care who believed him, just who lived in a peaceful and happy way.

21 There's some good bars in Hell...and none in heaven. A no brainer, really.

2006-07-10 13:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Andr 4 · 1 0

The Bible has an answer for this one too. "The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing" Therefore, since you think the message of the cross (the Bible) is foolishness and don't believe, you will perish (go to Hell).

Not believing in God is like not believing in gravity. You can refuse to believe all you want, but the next time you jump off a roof you will still go splat when you hit the ground.

2006-07-10 13:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by crgrier 4 · 0 1

I always wanted to be an atheist. So nice to just become fertilizer when you die, instead of probably burning in hell FOREVER, like my sect in Christianity said.

But now, I have the seed of doubt and probably can't ever be cured.

Hey, THAT sucks!!!

2006-07-10 13:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by oldsoul 3 · 1 0

good one, definitely amusing--i was all ready to give another christo- fundie a piece of my mind. you saved me the trouble.. actually, check out esoteric buddhism; by its own claim, (and truly) it's really not a religion as we here in the west think of one, it's more a form of depth psychology. the buddha, etc. are not "deities" but, rather, principles of consciousness. also, for the general sake of staying awake check out the following, none of which is even close to dull, and could prove helpful: www.sahajayoga.com, www.davidicke.com, www.educate-yourself.org, www.montalk.net, and the book: *the complete idiot's guide to toltec wisdom*, which, actually is one of the clearest expositions on buddhist thinking i've seen. good luck!

2006-07-10 13:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by drakke1 6 · 1 0

The kind of heaven made up of these hateful, bigoted people I've seen attesting to be christians isn't a place I'd want to go anyway.

2006-07-10 13:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Red 4 · 1 0

I hate to say this and sound preachy, but you are going to the pits of despair for not believing in the true god.

However, if you want more concrete proof, I'll give you an outline of why Jesus is real. Email me at thunderingcry@yahoo.com.

2006-07-10 13:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by I think... 6 · 0 1

John 3:16-18

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
only Gen 22:2

17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God

2006-07-10 13:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0 1

God died for you too. Until now, you never new that I existed because you never saw me, heard me or anything, but now you have a concience that I exist. Just because you haven't seen God, that doesn't mean He doesnt' exist. But yes, if you die in your sins you are going to hell. It would be a shame if someone drowned because they refused to grab the life saver. Grab your and mine life saver Jesus Christ. Jesus loves you and so do I. God is patient, but remember if you play with fire, you will get burnt. Don't mock God.

2006-07-10 13:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by stemar805 2 · 0 1

That was a good one!
I was laughing my a s s off when I read the question, then I read the details and cracked up!

2006-07-10 13:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzyyyy 3 · 1 0

why r u an atheist? I'd love to find out more smile

2006-07-10 13:50:49 · answer #11 · answered by sshhorty2 4 · 0 1

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