I am organising a small land invasion force to overthrow the evil dictatorship of Malawi.
Previous experiance prefered but not essential.
Must be small enough to dig and fit into foxholes.
Spades will be provided however you must bring your own packed lunch and bus fare. No ham & cress and definately no psycho's.
To apply please contact you local jobcentre plus. Any takers?
2006-07-10 04:04:12 · 26 answers · asked by monkey_fluffer_1983 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Can I take out the Smuggler's Wharf? Can I? Can I? Pretty please! I always want to be a captain of a pirate ship - yarrrr!
I'd offer to take out Alice's wonderland but the crazy mirrors REALLY freak me out! I can't cope seeing ALL my multiple personality disorders all together in one place!
2006-07-23 22:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not that difficult, but you are recruiting in the wrong place. Why don't you go to the Pygmy in the rain forest? They will not have federal felonies, they can arrive with a bus but don't be stingy, pay their bus fare at least. They can pick some fruits and if they do not fit into foxholes, then nobody else than kids would do it. You'll better send suicide foxes trained to jump over the evil dictator and bit him off till their jaw is blown up. At least they will not claim for a contract, dental, retirement or any other human right. Do they have foxes in Malawi???? What are the spades for unless to dig the foxholes??
2006-07-22 21:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by Expat Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a federal offense to plan the overthrow of a country and recruit people to aid you in that adventure.You need weapons, trained personnel who are former military, money and must speak the dialect in that region.(Malawi has I think five or more different languages.)If you fail, the Geneva Convention doesn't protect mercenaries so you'll be executed or spend a very long time in jail and the State Department will not help you.
Do you know the Malawi's Army order of battle?
2006-07-19 22:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like to point out this question was posted before Yahoo aproched the former me in a dark alley one night & carried out their orders. Gunshot to the back of the head. Not pleasant.
Plans have changed slightly.
The point of conflict will no longer be Malawi, it now will be Gullivers World near Warrington. Packed lunches, bus fares and psycho's rules still stand. Spades will still be provided just in case.
(just whoreing (sic) myself out for points to be honest)
2006-07-23 19:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have against Malawi? Its a nice third world African Sh!%hole. If you want mercenaries go to Columbia, Iraq, Palestine, Sudan or Chechnya. I'm sure that, for a price, you'll find the right mercenary for the job. Best of luck :!
2006-07-20 00:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by darthevilicus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I drive the tank...I always wanted to drive a tank...
Wait a minute...anyone who organizes an invasion of another country without there being a threat to your own country's welfare and safety is a PSYCHO.....You can't even go to Malawi by your own rules...no psycho's...
Why are all wars planned by psycho's???? I'll never get to drive that tank...
2006-07-22 22:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by yellow sub 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Schizos eh. Then I'm definitely in. We like company.
There are only 6 hours left to answer this question. V. exciting.
2006-07-24 03:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen Monkey, Don't be surprised with the statement you made someone will come to your door. Have a wonderful sleepless nights.
2006-07-22 22:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by shclapitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way! I Heard President Bakili MULUZI can give a wicked Tity twister.Do you want that ,do you ! I did't think so...
2006-07-24 11:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick Bateman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're not serious. You seem to be both ignorant and naive. You should stay where you belong; Sitting at your computer asking stupid questions
2006-07-11 00:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋