Anyone got some good pranks?

Question

My brother is always dissing me and messing with my stuff. He's my only older brother, but I'd like to get him back.

Answer 1

Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow,
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> >>> >> > > Are you thinking of Kangaroos in Denmark?
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> >>> >> > > Freaky, huh? Keep this message going. Forward it to
people you
know
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> >>> >> > > see if they can see if they are usual or unusual
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> >>> >> > **** The basis of this conclusion / analysis is that, I
tends to
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are
> >>> >> > "different". Simple ya ?!?!

Don't forget to send me something funny or exciting!

Answer 2

Well, one thing u could do is take the tops off his shampoo and/ or soap bottles and put tape over the hole where the soap comes out. Then put the cap back on. When he goes to take a shower he wont be able to wash his hair.
this one is a good one to but you will need his white deodorant, cream cheese and a butter knife.
1. Take the deodorant, and roll it up so it sticks out.
2. Cut off the part that is sticking out.
3. Roll down the deodorant so there is an empty space.
4. Use the butter knife to put cream cheese in the empty space.
5. Scroll it back up so it is sticking up a little bit, and shape it like a normal deodorant.
When u hear him yelling from the bathroom, hide.
Hope that helps. Have fun!

Answer 3

Get one of those lifelike plastic severed hands from a magic shop or joke shop and put it in the refrigerator so he will find it.

Chew some gum. Wait until he is just about to sit down, then toss the wad onto his seat. See how long it takes him to notice.

Put an empty sugar bag next to the gas fill on his car. (Don't put any in!)

Fake plastic dog poop on his pillow.

Go to the dentists' office, get subscription cards from women's magazines. Sign him up for dozens of different ones.

Get a friend of yours that he doesn't know to call, asking for him. When your brother gets on the line, the friend starts yelling at him, by name, to stop making threatening calls or he will call the police!

Answer 4

on the INSIDE of his room put tons of junk like chairs blankets and maybe even a small table so when he comes to his room and tries to open it he wont be able to.
your parents will be on your side if you havent done anything bad lately. act like a goody 2 shoes and then your parents will just tell your brother that you are learning to fight back so he has to deal with it.

Answer 5

put a teaspoon ofbaking soda into a half-empty buttle of ketchup
DO NOT shake the bottle!!!
When your brother goes to use the ketchup, and he shakes it, the baking soda will react with the vinegar in the ketchup, and once he opens the bottle, it will explode and ketchup will fly everywhere

Answer 6

Throw some dog crap in a paper bag. Light it on fire, set it on his front porch, ring the door bell and then hide. You can't beat a classic.

Answer 7

if he has his own bathroom, put saran wrap on the toilet under the lid and the seat, stretched over the bowl. once I put a wonderbra ad on my brother's truck windshield, but you could put one for like bust enhancement : )
have fun!

Answer 8

Tape his eyes shut while he is sleeping. Then make a noise or try and wake him so you can see his reaction not being able to open his eyes..very funny!!

Answer 9

A snuggie/ athlete's foot powder in the jockstrap.

Answer 10

yea put electrical tape around the spray nozzle in the kitchen when he turns it on it'll get him..