This afternoon's dragging, can anyone suggest a mind altering substance I can make from office supplies

Question

You people are a terrible influence - it's ace!

Answer 1

Those big @rse black marker pens used in conferences....take a deep breath and be prepared to wave at the green dragon!!!! lol....

Answer 2

Why not just get up from what ever you are doing a take a walk around the office. why do you need mind altering substances. Those will just make things worse and maybe even kill you. Isn't a little walk better for the dragging afternoon then killing yourself slowly.

Answer 3

Here's what you'll need:
-a block eraser (perferably pink)
-a pen
-5 paperclips

First, start with one paperclip. Straigthen it out then wrap is around the pen (like you're binding it). Remove the coiled paperclip and set it aside.

Use the pen to draw a face on one end of block eraser (either on the "top" or the shortest end. Insert the coiled paperclip on the end opposite the face you just drew on the eraser.

Use the other 4 paperclips by straightening them, then folding each in half. Stick each paperclip into a corner.

Voila!

Happy tripping.

Answer 4

Bubble Gum Remover

Answer 5

Please do not do any of these suggestions. Most of them (bar the coffee and the short walk) are very dangerous and may land you in hospital or dead. When I am bored at work I hum a tune to myself and try to remember the words, or think about what I will do when I get home/holiday/weekend. Or, if you are despirate chocolate for a sugar fix is the most safe solution.

Answer 6

get two gormless office clerks (shouldn't be hard) boil until soggy, put some tipex about half a bucket and some glue, maybe yahoo type glue, approx 5 litres.
mix well and simmer for few minutes.
take from pot and place in freezer,
after 2 hours return clerks to their desks, and sit back and admire how brainey they seem now, I said seem,
oops times up lets go home

Answer 7

Cool question I love it. I also love the answer from Tinkerbell, try it .If you hum a little tune in the office you may well be taken away by the men in white coats and thus your boredom will be relieved, give it a try

Answer 8

hmmmmmm ...sniffing white out and dry eraser cleaner should lite u up and rid yourself on any remaining brain cells ..... if that don't work dude and you still have a brain cell or two left ..... try sticking your head in the office microwave ...... after jimmying the door safety and turning it on to "high" that should work to totally fry whatever you have for a brain. .... But seriously dude ...... go get a life ....... only boring people get bored

Answer 9

Whiteboard cleaner, tippex and marker pen liquid, all mixed together and snorted should do the trick.

Answer 10

Well, the coffee in the machine down the hall from where I work is pretty way out.