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Say you came home from work and you found Jesus in bed with Mary Magdelene? What would you do? Would that be the end of your close personal relationship?

2006-07-10 03:00:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

A nice Jewish rabbi with a good profession like carpentry, who knows women are equal, I might consider it.

2006-07-10 03:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0 1

Did you ever go back over your past questions and your past answers ? You seem to have some sort of hang-up about Jesus bashing. It's okay to express views about the different religions. When you see a claim that you believe is incorrect, make some comment to correct it.
All this garbage about find ing Jesus in bed, and your other idiotic questions shows your immaturity. Wise up already.
I know what your thinking- - - that I'm some kind of a religious freak. Wrong, I'm absolutely non-religious.

2006-07-10 03:16:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If Jesus have been alive in the present day assumes that he's not. whether: He might desire to stay in Heaven He might desire to rigidity a steer sparkling of Spirit He might desire to possibly no longer date actual everyone publicly His well-known food may be manna He may be anti-gayness yet expert gay individual

2016-12-10 07:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How dare you put God like if He was a puppet? Do you not fear God? God is and always has been faithful to His people. "God is not a man to lie or son of man to repent." Also, we are His creation, why would God want to have sex with His creation? You ignore what the Bible says and you are trying to corrupt the minds of others. May God have mercy on your soul.

2006-07-10 03:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by stemar805 2 · 0 0

i fee sorry to answer you, you don't know what you are talking about and whom you are talking about., and you don't know JESUS, i know you wouldn' t hesitate to ask such a question about your mom or dad, why is it your heart so hard. without understanding.
I pray God to give you the mind to understand the truth.so that the Truth may set you free. in Jesus name.
you can not prove yourself to be smart by asking such question.

2006-07-10 03:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by raja 3 · 0 0

Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

2006-07-10 03:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I were dating Jesus, he'd be like any guy I was dating. Same rules apply-- I would leave him.

2006-07-10 03:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by nippy 2 · 0 0

May Allah save you this is not written in Quran .ARE YOU NOT A MUSLIM ,OR YOU A KAFIR TO BE STRAIGHTENED by the real Jehadis .WHAT THE REAL Jehadis think of this QUESTION.

Is the shame dead or what else the motive.

2006-07-10 03:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd know it wasnt the real Jesus

2006-07-10 03:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus would never do that besides that's kind of a dumb questions sorry!

2006-07-10 03:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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