In a public Bathroom? I like to maintain this fantasy I am in there all alone, know what I mean? Usually I give polite answers, sometimes not what I am thinking though. Here are some of the Questions have been asked.
Work: Hey what do you think about that new company policy?
Vacation Rest Stop Stall: Where are you folks headed?
Hospital stall: What are you in here for?
2006-07-10 02:47:14 · 5 answers · asked by laughsall 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It happens to me all the time. Now I carry a small round mirror that I attatched to an ol radio antenna so when some fool tries this with me I just pull out my mirror strech it out place it under the stall beam it right at them and say peekaboo!!
2006-07-10 03:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by micron816 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was in the bathroom stall & guy in other says, "Hey how are you?" I say, Ok he says, 'So what's up tonight?" I say, "Oh I'm prolly gonna go to a club." He then says, "Hold on." And to me says, "Will you shut the hell up, I'm on the freaking phone!" LOL Q. Work: Hey what do you think about that new company policy? A. Same old same old!
Q. Vacation Rest Stop Stall: Where are you folks headed? A. Oh folks are giving head in there?
Q. Hospital stall: What are you in here for? A. I needed a cast wrapped around my circumcision!
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2006-07-10 09:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of 'stalls', this is supposed to be a true story:
A guy goes into the rest room at work, and there is someone in the stall next to him. No sooner has he settled down and is relaxing, when the guy in the stall next to him starts talking.
"How you doing?"
He is startled, but says, "Oh, fine, just fine."
"How would you like to get together after work...?"
"Um, I already have some plans..."
"Come on, I have some nice steaks, I'll bring some wine..."
"No, really, I appreciate it, but--"
And we can do your favorite thing afterward...!"
"No, listen, that's final! I really mean it!"
"Can I call you back later? The idiot in the next stall thinks I'm talking to him."
2006-07-10 10:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Hey what do you think about that new company policy?
A: You mean the policy against harrassing someone while doing their "business" in the bathroom?
Q: Where are you folks headed?
A: To a more private restroom, hopefully.
Q: What are you in here for?
A: To poop in peace and quiet.
2006-07-10 09:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like micron816's answer...hilarious!
2006-07-10 13:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋