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I hear he likes long walks on the beach. He'll even carry you when you get tired. Isn't he romantic?

2006-07-10 02:41:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think I would like to go to Calvary, to understand the trauma he went through. Sounds like a depressing Date, but then I could understand fully and appreciate the sacrifice he made for me.

2006-07-10 02:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by tracienmark 2 · 0 0

I'd start out the evening at the wrecking yard, shooting rats with a luger. Then I'd move on somewhere frenetic, like a Berlin cyberpunk club after a German loss at the World Cup, where I'd dance up an apetite till the wee hours. Kids Fish and chips with a glass of water at the corner shop, so that the Big Guy can show off the water / wine / feed the city party trick for the hordes to enjoy. Ahh bliss.

2006-07-10 02:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by corpuscollossus 3 · 0 0

To the beach cuz i would like to see the footprints of the 2 of us in the sand.

2006-07-10 02:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by casper 1 · 0 0

Walk across the altantic ocean with Him, from Africa to America

2006-07-10 02:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by lifejourney 2 · 0 0

I wouldn't care where we went, as long as I got some of that sweet Jesus *** ;)

2006-07-10 22:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Uhm....(probably shouldn't answer this as I'm a Christian)....(and a guy).....guess we would hang out together at .....hmmm.........guess I would sit with him at home and just talk. Maybe have dinner somewhere Kosher.

2006-07-10 02:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by scrapiron.geo 6 · 0 0

jesus took me to a motel and left me with not enough cab fare to get home
bastard

2006-07-10 02:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i'm sorry, but why would i want to date Jesus?

2006-07-10 02:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by jenny a 2 · 0 0

you will take him right to hill, see you there

2006-07-10 02:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by powernewfie 4 · 0 0

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