2006-07-10 01:38:33 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
My family thinks this is gross, but I can't stop. My life has been deeply effected by Mr. Austin Powers' movies. I say, like Fat Bastard, in his scottish brogue: "Ewee, I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!" I guess that is vulgar, but I think scottish dialect makes up for it.
2006-07-10 01:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sleek 7 · 11⤊ 8⤋
My two favorites,
For #1 I gotta go shake the dew off my lilly.
For #2 I gotta go give birth to a politician, lawyer, (insert whatever group you want to insult)
2006-07-10 11:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by Will O' the Wisp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me I am just coming in a minute. If asked where are u going? Then I am just going to relieve myself.
2006-07-10 01:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by bond 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are looking for a polite answer I would simply say "Excuse me I need to use the restroom". I had an aunt who used to say she had to water her petunia, funny one huh!
2006-07-10 02:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by Maria b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked in an office where the women went "to comb my hair" and the guys went to "the library."
Everyone knew where they were actually going, but it was never heard as an impolite term by people over the phone.
2006-07-10 01:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by kaylora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The turtle is sticking his head out...
Things are looking a bit yellow...
I need to go drop some friends off at the pool...
2006-07-10 01:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by Veccster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say I have to go to the "loo", which is what they call it is Australia.
I think these are sort of crude, but my ex-boyfriend disagreed, when he would say thing like "I have to go drain the lizzard" or "the one eyed snake trouser needs to make a visit to the watering hole".
2006-07-10 04:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Mr. Brown is in Town and we have an appt.
2006-07-10 09:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most "adult" thing to do is just say "Excuse me," and not get any more specific about what exactly you are going to do.
2006-07-10 07:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by dorisjean1979 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to relieve myself or I need to lose about ten pounds- depending on what I have to go for...#1 or a #2.
2006-07-10 01:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put out the fire
bake a cake
sing a song
drop some bricks
bomb japan
2006-07-10 05:14:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋