Anybody else ever use 'Tingly Rubbers?

Question

Well, I have to tell you, there have been many signs that times change in an area that was once predominantly family farm territory but has since turned to factory work. Not nearly as many of us grew up on farms as did once upon a time. Then again, once upon a time, I wouldn't have this story to tell.

A young woman who works at the local Convenience Store answered the telephone at work yesterday. There was a man on the other end of the line. "Do you have any Tingly Rubbers down there?"

She was taken aback a bit, but answered him to the best of her abilities. "No, I'm sorry but we don't. We do have others, though."

He said, "I know you have them. I get them there all the time."

She said, "Let me look again.

The men in the store had no idea what the conversation was about at this time, because they were only privy to her end of the matter. She came back to the phone and confidently stated, "Sir, I'm sorry. We don't have any Tingly Rubbers, only Trojan."

This is when the snorting and coughing began. The gentleman on the phone said, "What? Trojan?? No, I want Tingly's, size large."

Believe it or not, looking to help the gentleman, she said, "Well, we only have Trojan and I think they're one size fits all. You can get them lots of ways, though. Ribbed, lubricated...I don't know if they'll give you tingles, though."

The men in the store are just ROLLING about now. The man on the phone states in a rather chilly tone, "I do not believe you and I are discussing the same type of rubbers!" He hung up on her at that point.

Mom found out about it, casually went to the shelf and reached up. She grabbed a box of Large Tingly Rubbers. The poor gal saw the picture of the rubber on the front of the box and turned 10 shades of red. Guess some people call those galoshes, or some such. Anyhow, phone at the convenience store has been ringing off the hook with people checking stock on the Tingly Rubbers.

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Answer 1

Poor girl! Yeah, I call them 'galoshes' so I would be the dumb blonde again! 'Round here, everybody calls them galoshes, never heard of them being called rubbers!

Answer 2

OK, but how the #%!! do they get galoshes to tingle??? Put a french tickler on 'em?

Answer 3

Thats a very nice way of 'putting' it ! lol :)

Answer 4

that was funny...thanks for the laugh

Answer 5

ROTFL.....that's funny

Answer 6

okay...