2006-07-09 23:44:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you have to push hard enough you could jump a vein.
If you fart into someone's face you could get hit.
If you fart into someone's face they could faint.
So, yeah, a fart can do damage.
2006-07-09 23:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by squiggy72 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes!! Have you seen Nutty Professor: The Klumps? Pappa Klump started choking and Sherman was giving him the hiemlich and he was right in front of a cake w/candles and when he farted it caused a spontaneous combustion and the restaurant they were at almost burned down!! That's because farts are gas and they are flammable.
2006-07-10 09:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by elr212006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not like in the cartoon where the guy knocks over his wife and she's lying there on the floor gasping and he finishes his beer and says "Sorry."
But I read about a guy who was scheduled for surgery and when they had to cauterize his incision (they do that with a tiny electric arc, very hot) he let loose and there was a minor explosion. I understand he survived, but required more surgery because it tore a new, um, exhaust vent.
2006-07-10 10:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fart is mostly methane, which is very flammable and not very healthy to breath so if it gets out, yes. However, it is even more damaging to hold it in as now that methane is stuck in your innards.
2006-07-10 06:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you must be a complete douche bag! Only a dork wad loser would ask a question like that. I suppose the only damage it could do is upsetting your butt buddy boyfriend if you farted while his wang was up your poop chute you sick pole smoking spooge gargling felchbag!
2006-07-10 10:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the source. Fart coming out of a rhinoceros may blow you away
2006-07-10 08:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by lahirisoumitra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
farts in silence mode can do the biggest damage.
farts with sound sometimes become a comic situation.
2006-07-10 09:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"mejor perder la amistad que la vida" it means "its better to lose social friends that your own life" if you hold you farts in, you can die, seriously. so its better to damage friendship and damage your life! â¥
2006-07-10 09:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by BeAuTiFuL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever been in an elevator when someone cut a soft stinky one?
2006-07-10 15:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by roadscholar22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah during CONSTIPATION the bravest thing to do is fart... try it
2006-07-11 02:49:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋