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1.Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
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5.Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
6.Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.
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2006-07-09 21:59:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama's so fat that when she goes out wearing a yellow shirt, people starts yelling 'TAXI'
2006-07-09 23:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat she bleed chocolate milk
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
2006-07-09 22:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 23:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, she wanted to get on the internet but it was pointless b/c she's already world wide.
2006-07-09 22:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by taco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dirty....she got grass growing on her back...
yo momma so nasty...she been declared an STD
yo momma so old...she babysat Adam and Eve
yo momma so stupid....i asked her whats her IQ...she said they didn't give her one...
yo momma so big...she gotta have a moving permit....to walk around...
yo momma so big...she needed to Hubble scope to take her picture...
momma so big...she jumped in the ocean...and caused a tsunami
yo momma so dumb...she thought hook on phonics was an addiction
momma so big ....she got stretch marks on her clothes
momma so big...she uses a bungee cord for a belt
yo momma so poor...she goes tricka treat'in so she could eat...
yo momma so funky...they use her fart for tear gas....
2006-07-10 00:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so ugly, she had to rape someone to have you.
Yo mamas so fat she rolls over to get from New York to Cape Town (South Africa)
2006-07-09 22:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat her website begins with wwa world wide a$s
2006-07-09 22:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat...when she gets on the scale it says: "to be continued"
Your mama is so black...when she went to night school, they counted her absent
Your mama's underarm is so hairy...it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
2006-07-09 23:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so ugly, When her boyfriend took her out on a date to the zoo, the zookeeper immediately approached them thanking her boyfriend for bringing her back home.
2006-07-09 22:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by ChristinaBrown 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur mama so fat, when she walked into taco bell, everybody ran for the border. your mama is so fat, she got more rolls then a bakery. your mama so fat, her blood type is rocky road. your mama so fat, she uses a portable dvd player for a two-way pager.
2006-07-09 22:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by da train 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋