2006-07-09 21:55:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What can i do that will earn me lots of money i don't deserve, get a load of dirty men to perve on me and that will give me the oppurtunity to sell my story to the Mirror about my abusive ex husband, my old drug habit and my lonely childhood?"
2006-07-10 04:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
There is no problem affecting the human race which could be solved by this vile drivel. If anything, such hellish tosh only serves to exacerbate the problems we face in our eternal struggle for happiness and fulfilment.
Television is the opiate of the masses; numbing the brains of entire populations until they are unable to resist the overwhelming
onslaught of aggressive advertising manipulating their enfeebled minds and forcing them to consume, consume, consume.
More television and their brains grow slow and bumbling, more consumption and their bodies grow bloated, oozing the waste products of a wretched existence.
Shows like 'Love Island' are catalysts in the gradual but inevitable decline of our species.
Enjoy.
2006-07-10 05:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Oliver f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the Belgian explorer Francois Lovels call the new country he discovered? Lovels - Land!
2006-07-10 18:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outside of glossy tabloid gossip magazines, where can you spot the most desperate, publicity seeking d list celebrities?
2006-07-11 10:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Spook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HateCities
2006-07-10 10:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Thierry M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the problen to which the solution is !
What is the problen to which the solution is !
What is the problen to which the solution is !
What is the problen to which the solution is !
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2006-07-10 07:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now how can I as an ITV exec make loadsamoney while producing a low cost pile of ....there are no words low enough to describe the nonsense?
2006-07-10 06:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by pointing_out_ppl_hav_missed_pt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Broher or LoveIsland
2006-07-10 06:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where can u get self satisfaction?
2006-07-10 05:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by ☆The-Siren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loneliness....i guess
cheers!!!
2006-07-10 05:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋