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the dancing lady was heavy in her rump, but her voice sang like cat dying. She have lady lumps which slap on knee, but her dress made from curtain like a tent. My friend say 'her make me soft like egg noodle!'.
Can you make good englis plez?!
2006-07-09 21:34:23 · 8 answers · asked by reality check 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
There was a dancing fat lady dressed in a circus tent with knockers to her knees and she made my buddy all smooth up front like a Ken doll..? ( C'mon!! That's close.....!!!)
2006-07-09 22:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by jakkibluu 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The woman who was dancing had a fat ***. Her voice sounded like a cat dying. Her boobs fall to her knee. Her dress was made of a material fit for making a curtain or a tent. My friend said, "She makes me soft like egg noodles.
2006-07-10 06:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Abhilash C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lady dancing had a big butt and she couldn't sing. her boobs hang down to her knees and her dress is so big it looks like it was made from a tent (meaning she is a fat a ss). your friends says he cant get his penis hard when he looks at her!
2006-07-10 04:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The young sexy slut had such a nice **** but she couldn't sing for sht. She hand nice **** which bobbed up and down when she danced but her dress looked like it came out of the trash. She didn't make my friend horny.
2006-07-10 04:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by greatchez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dancer could really dance, but her voice wasn't that great. She could really move, but her clothes were a little out of style. My friend said, "She is not attractive!"
:-)
2006-07-10 04:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by MrEkitten 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too sexist and insulting to bother.
2006-07-10 06:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should I, when you could do it just as well?
2006-07-10 05:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't make no sense to me either.
certainly isn't ENGLISH!!!
2006-07-10 04:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋