why was they only 2,000 Mexicans ant the Alamo?
they only took 2 wagons!
how do you babysit a a bunch of black kids?
tell them to lick their lips then stick them to a window!
what the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
when you put a pizza in the oven it don't scream!....< i guarantee someone will be pissed at that joke>
how many Iraqi's does it take to blow up a US tank?
10 but they all have to run at it at the same time!
what do you get when you put 25 Arkansans in the same room? A full set of teeth!
2006-07-09 19:52:36 · 18 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way...... im hispanic so you cant say i didnt bust on myself!
2006-07-09 19:55:29 · update #1
Mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT!!!! You expected something educational from me!
2006-07-09 20:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these were funny but i gotta better one 4 black ppl: how do u get a bunch of nappy headed black kids 2 stop jumpin on the bed?
put velcrow on the ceiling!
i got another one: why are the insides of black people's hands white?
cuz God had them up against the wall when he spray-painted them!
p.s. im black so dont think im racist
2006-07-10 03:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by supa_fly64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehaha those are cute i just answered the one about the jew and the pizza hehe how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about 600 in the ashtray hehehe check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 03:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Carlos Mencia
2006-07-10 03:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Arkansas, and I think that was funny, although it takes 32 for a full set.
2006-07-10 03:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by benninb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all in fun so no one should be offended. Right?
Even the one who called you Butterfingers in your last post.
What is buttfingers anyway. Rude to call someone that.LOL
2006-07-10 03:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that is funny even though i have latino heritage(big word i used) keep up the funnies dude
daniel was here
2006-07-10 04:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by daniel.gzmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the iragi's one. what do you call a man with no arms or no legs and as 10 kids (dick)
2006-07-10 03:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by powernewfie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all jokes ive heard before but thanks for the giggels not saying that some werent just cruel but hey thats life
2006-07-10 03:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by bridgit p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again why arent u including asians and white people?
2006-07-10 02:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by jet_tyrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋