Be creative!
2006-07-09 18:42:13 · 24 answers · asked by Mr. Woodchuck 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Imagine: you are 3 1/2 feet tall, standing to the left of someone that smells like B.O. with an overwhelming scent of cologne to cover it up. There is a young couple in the back left corner making out, almost ripping each others clothes off. There is a snooty old lady standing in the back right corner holding a yappy Chihuahua, that all of a sudden craps on the floor below, and it starts to ripen the air. And then there is a Gollum look-a-like standing right behind you that keeps grabbing your hand and saying "My Precious!", and he reeks of fish! Then out of nowhere the song "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" by the Culture Club comes on the speakers above. As you look up at the lighted numbers above the door, you see the light all of a sudden stop at floor 13 when you realize that your floor is 14. Then the lights go out.
2006-07-09 19:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
purely the first one is sufficient to accurate off the total yahoo area. 3. in the previous a job interview=You get intense off second hand smoke 4. in the previous a date=You fall in a puddle or some doodoo 5. After a date= Your breath stinks, or her ex shows up 6. even as in an elevator= The elevator strings spoil 7. even as waiting for a taxi= i'm getting mugged 8. for the time of a movie= cinema catches on hearth 9. in the previous you board a airplane= i see bin weighted down waving at me from the interior 10. once you've a passionate evening at the same time with your SO= My groin begins getting itchy
2016-11-06 03:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse thing, huh? How bout you're stuck between floors so you pry the doors open and when you get halfway out onto the upper floor's...well floor, the cable breaks and the emergency brake doesn't activate quickly enough but it does eventually and there you are chopped in half but still alive cause the elevator is holding you together to keep you that way. But you know that as soon as they fix the thing you're gonna die, and not only die, but die in two pieces AND with dirty underwear. That would kinda suck, no?
2006-07-09 18:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by lucygoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has this ever happened to you? you get on a elevator with 7 people. your going from the 1st floor to the 10th?
and the elevator stops on the 4th and who is on the other side? you got it ( fat ***! ) you can see the look of horror on eveyones face! when he steps on the elevator it even shakes! you start asking eveyone what there weight is! *( how much you weigh?) how much you weigh lady! and now is not the time to be lieing about your weight!) And to make it worse! people are still trying to follow the fat *** on the elevator! and your like hey hey hey! i know the elevator says 10 people or 1700 lbs but, pay close attention! we have a mathamatical delima! for you all who remember your algibra! we do not know the value of X
2006-07-09 18:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its peak hour, and you are all crammed in like sardines and the guy behind you starts feeling you up, but there are three guys behind you. You cant even turn around to slap one of them in the face, and you can now smell one of those rotten egg farts. In front of you is a sneezy guy who is spraying his muckus all over everyone, and the help button is out of order.
Its a bit far fetched, but it could happen.
2006-07-09 19:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get stuck in there with a bunch of people that are just getting back from a weight-watchers meeting where they served nothing but fat-free beans?
2006-07-09 18:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) you're alone with a sex maniac
2) you're a kid & Michael Jackson is standing next to you.
3) Barney the friendly dinosaur is with u inside the elevator
4) no more oxygen
5) there's a fire inside
6) you gotta go to the loo.......URGENT!
7) you're having PMS
2006-07-10 21:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone passing gas and leaves you in the elevator for people who are getting on to think it was you hehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-09 18:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN YOUR A LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD...AND YOU AND MICHEAL JACKSON IS THE ONLY ONE IN THAT ELEVATOR AND IT WILL BE LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE OYU CAN GET OUT...
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE KID MICHEAL!!
HAHAHA
2006-07-09 19:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That someone that takes fiber everyday and they decided to eat beans the night before.
2006-07-09 18:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by shortie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋