2006-07-09 18:41:55 · 16 answers · asked by cameron_cozad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, redneck, White trash.
2006-07-09 21:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas Osamma smells like a llama
2006-07-09 19:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Grumpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama, yo mama, yo dad gum mama.
2006-07-09 18:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got aids!
2006-07-09 18:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Spoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat the only way to get her through the door is grease her up and put a twinkie on the other side.
2006-07-09 18:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by warshade12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does your mama and a pile of bricks have in common
they both get laid by mexicans (I mean no offense to anyone so everybody chill. if gay people don't get offended neither should you)
2006-07-09 18:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by unicorncaptin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's eyes so crossed,your father left her cuz she was seeing someone on the side
2006-07-09 18:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by shay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she is in all 50 states!!
2006-07-09 18:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by Pop_Star 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is SO stupid, she thinks manual labor is a latino!!
2006-07-09 18:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A QUARTER AND SQUEEZED A BUGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NOSE.
2006-07-16 01:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by Djizzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋