One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."
2006-07-09 18:41:02 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhhhahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa yo i'm dying right now.i laughed out so suddenly i scared my baby and she in my tummy kicking up a storm
2006-07-09 18:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by shay 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this 1 is more bad :
A cowboy walks into the dentist's office, and after an examination the
dentist says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a
shot of Novocain, and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The cowboy grabs the doc's arm and says, "No way. I hate needles.
I'm not having any shot!"
So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The
cowboy replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple
of days. I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here,"
he says. "Take this pill."
The cowboy asks, "What is it?"
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The cowboy looks surprised and asks, "Will that kill the pain?"
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on
to while I pull the tooth."
2006-07-10 01:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by abuhashim52 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny!!
2006-07-10 02:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh goodness that was funny. I wasn't expecting that. Love it.
2006-07-10 01:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehe that was awesome! lol very very cute and it wasn't that bad just very unexpected lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 01:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. . . that is really funny
2006-07-10 17:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny as hell!
2006-07-10 01:57:35 · answer #7 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol your funny
2006-07-10 01:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by crazybambino26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha haha
Where do you get this stuff???
2006-07-10 01:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...
2006-07-10 01:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by burn_elfy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋