A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding
down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your
heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and
said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
yeah old but good lol
2006-07-09 18:27:46 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny but maybe funnier if it was the priest
2006-07-09 18:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Death of an Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how`s it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You`ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I`ll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
hahah
2006-07-09 18:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i guess i don't get around as much as i thought everyone says its old but i never hear it i liked that good on keep em coming lol sucks to be the cop though lol
2006-07-09 18:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by crazybambino26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but still excellent!!! I like also the one about the pope driving the limo and the policeman stops him for speeding then he realizes that its the pope so he thinks the man sitting at the back is god!!! (it was the real driver, only the pope wanted to have fun by driving himself)!!!! hilarious :D
2006-07-09 18:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-07-09 18:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though I guessed the ending, I liked it.
2006-07-09 18:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol That's cute.
2006-07-09 18:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by lucygoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah kinda funny
2006-07-10 15:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh
2006-07-09 18:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i remember reading this before, but its still one of my favorites! Good one!
2006-07-09 18:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by CS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋