2 men walk into a bar ( tink tink)
dont you think one would of ducked?
2006-07-09 18:24:54 · 8 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch ouch lol
2006-07-09 18:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-10 03:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness. That's gonna hurt in the morning!
2006-07-10 01:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh oh haha i heard it with blondes but that's okay though lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 03:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-10 01:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by shay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW THAT'S GONNA LEAVE ONE HELL OF A MARK!
2006-07-10 01:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually no, I thought they were gay.
2006-07-10 01:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both?lolz
2006-07-10 01:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋