a man walks into the bar and sees a sign, the sign says "make my horse laugh and you will get all the money in the bucket (plce a dollar in bucket to try) the man puts in a dollar and goes into the back room. he walks out with the horse laughing. the bartender says good job.
the next day the guy goes again. "make the horse cry and get all the money" the guy pays a dollar and goes to the back room, he walks out with the horse crying.
the tender says "what did you do?"
man: "first i told the horse my penis was bigger then his, then i proved it"
2006-07-09 18:14:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was good. check this one:
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer...
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
2006-07-09 23:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dig it, got a penis bit for the men and a man bit for the ladies and any a guy walks into a bar joke is great, classic better than nock nock but just under a blond and brunette and red head. Hey have you heard the one about the giraffe
2006-07-09 18:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by unicorncaptin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the crowd but as long as the build up is o.k. joke telling is an art
2006-07-09 18:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny. And I get offended by some jokes! It's clever, but I wouldn't tell it to my mum.
2006-07-09 18:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by Samlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, but you may have problems posting it here - ppl might get offended by the content.
2006-07-09 18:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by noellajean_jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny But jokes that start with "a guy walks into a bar" doesn't catch my attention!
2006-07-09 18:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best things come in small packages.
2006-07-09 18:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2006-07-09 18:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda gross, but funny in a crude sense.
2006-07-09 18:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hahah i didnt know it said "cry" the 2nd time i thought it was still laugh
2006-07-09 18:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋