Alright I'm going to keep this short, I've been watching tv and I see this commercial about pick up lines. They say some wack pick up lines like "my name is Bob but you can call me tonight" or the classic " I lost my number can I have yours" LAME!!!!! So my question is this: How many of you pretty ladies out there been approached to with the LAMEST pick up lines ever and how did you react to it? The wackest pick up line gets the ten points so good luck and don't hold out.
2006-07-09 18:10:55 · 28 answers · asked by jrmygray 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I know this one isn't really all that 'out there', but honestly...think about how LAME it was:
I was at the gym, actively using the free weights when this guy who has been eyeing me during my entire workout comes over and says, "So...what are you doing?" to which I answered, "Um, free weights."
Then there was a doorman at this bar who stopped me and started with, "Nice Cross." (referring to my necklace) and proceeded to ask for my number.
Probably the worst though, are they guys who send their firends over. I usually tell the friends to tell the guy that if he's not man enough to talk to me himself, don't waste my time.
The funniest? I was talking to my roommate in a coffee shop and she was talking about her dad who calls her randomly...and I said, "wow that's so nice of him. My father never calls me." And this guy who was sitting across from us said to me, "if you give me your number I'll call you." HA!
2006-07-09 18:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by crazygonuts 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not sure if this classifies as a pick up line but I thought I would share anyhow. Right before my husband and I started dating we went out for a walk. I had a big, silver peace sign pin attached to my shirt. We were sitting on a grassy bank by the road. He took it off and shoved it down his shorts. (a pin? in the shorts? near your penis?) Anyhow...I told him I wanted it back and he said that I would have to get it myself. I was 14 at the time and pretty stupid. I had never done anything with a guy...not even kiss. I had noooo idea that he just wanted me to touch it! As a sidenote...if you think that is bad you'll love this! The first time I gave him oral sex I really, honestly blew on it...after all...it is called a ********. That's what I thought you were supposed to do. He looked at me like I was from outer space!!! But being the nice guy he was he didn't say anything about it. It's amazing we got married! We must really be meant for one another! Hahahahaha! Oh...and I guess the whole peace sign thing really dated me...but in my defense it was the second time they were popular...late 80's. Not the 1960's. ::wink::
2006-07-09 18:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by silent.peace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 23:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got this pick up line once: my socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down? LAME, trust me pick up lines get you know where unless the chick is a cheat tart
2006-07-09 18:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by ange 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The line i hate the most is:
Him-did it hurt
me-what
Him-when you fell from heaven you must be an angel
but i just bounce right back and say
me- no but it must have hurt when you fell on your face at birth
but don't worry that can be fixed
2006-07-09 18:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at a bar. During a particularly bad week this old guy asked if I ran out of proactive or was on my period because I had a couple pimples. He thought it was hilarious, I almost cried.
2006-07-09 18:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol some pick up lines are sooo lame! I was in a bar once with my friends and this guy walked up to me and said "Do you give head to strangers?" and i was like "no" and so he said "well allow me to introduce myself?!"
lol i couldnt believe it, such a sleaze!
2006-07-09 18:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the chessest lines I have heard is
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from heaven, cause you have to be an angel."
Pick up lines do not work so don't use them. Being yourself should be all that you need.
2006-07-09 18:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
idc bout the points but i was walkin 2 da store to get something and this guys walks up to me and says i new in town can i directions 2 ur house and i just laughed n walk into da store!!!then i walked out of da store the same guy says have u been arrested said no y? he said cause i must b illegal 2 look that good!!i kno its not dat funny, but thats wat happned 2day
like 2 days ago his lil kid i think hes like 8 or10 he said nicce shirt wanna take it off n all i said was omg laugh walked away w/ my bf
2006-07-09 18:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by mia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This really isnt a pick up line but this guy asked me if i wanted to go to the Bahamas and i just looked at him, he said first do you have a boyfriend and i said yes, he said good he can go to, we are gonna need someone to carry our lugage for us. i thought it was funny. well it was funny at the time.
2006-07-09 18:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋