sum1 make me laugh?

Answer 1

God and the Harley Davidson Inventor


Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Answer 2

well this 1 time there was 4 guys goin golfing and when they got 2 the first hole one guys cell phone started ringing so he walked away and started talkin then the other 3 started talkin about their sons.first guy says my son is so success full that he gave his friend a brand new car for his b-day.second guy says well my sons so success fully he got his good friend a huge new boat for his b-day.third guy says my sons so successfull he got his friend a huge brand new house 4 his b-day.so the other guy gets back from talkin on the phone and the 3 guys ask about his son.he says "well im not too proud of my son,for the last 5 yrs. hes been a hair dresser and he just recently told me that hes gay." the 3 other guys start laughing. the other guy says "OK well at least he has good taste, his last 3 boyfriends got him a new car, a huge new boat and a new house!" lol always makes me laugh!

Answer 3

A catholic priest is sitting in the confession booth when suddenly he has to go to the bathroom, he looks outside the booth to see a janitor moping the floor, he asks if the janitor if he can sit in the booth in case anyone comes in, he tells him there is a list of sins with the matching punishments on the wall in the booth, so the janitor agrees. A minute later someone comes in,
"Forgive me father for I have sinned........I've had anal sex...."
the janitor looks on the wall, but cannot find it on the list. He looks outside the booth for the priest but only sees an alter boy out there, so he whispers to the boy, "hay, what does that priest give for anal sex?" the boy says, "Usually 2 snickers and a Pepsi." ......................................................... no offense catholics,
just a joke.

Answer 4

A penguin is having car troubles so he takes it to a mechanic. While he waits, he decided to eat some ice cream. After a while, the mechanic comes out and says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, Man, I just ate an ice cream cone!"

hahahahhahahahahahaha! I love that joke!

Answer 5

a man walks into the bar and sees a sign, the sign says "make my horse laugh and you will get all the money in the bucket (plce a dollar in bucket to try) the man puts in a dollar and goes into the back room. he walks out with the horse laughing. the bartender says good job.

the next day the guy goes again. "make the horse cry and get all the money" the guy pays a dollar and goes to the back room, he walks out with the horse crying.

the tender says "what did you do?"

man: "first i told the horse my penis was bigger then his, then i proved it"

Answer 6

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then tickle in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....

Answer 7

Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted

Answer 8

My exs face o if u could see him u wouldnt stop laghing u couldnt

Answer 9

think road runner show

Answer 10

Tickle, tickle, tickle. did you laugh?