2006-07-09 17:41:17 · 8 answers · asked by 5375 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the best lawyer joke ever. (I only have 950 characters to work with, so I'm going into instant msg mode): Dr., Lawyer & Engineer walking in park. They argue about who has the best dog. They devise a contest to pick the winner. 1st up is the Dr., he call "Sthetoscope" erect a monument with that pile of bones" Sthes builds a perfect model of the human body with the bones. Then the engineers dog, calculator, builds a perfect model of the Eiffel Tower. Finally its tha lawyers dog's turn. The lawyer calls, "hey bull$hit go do your thing". Well bull$hit fawqs the other two dogs and takes the rest of the day off" asta la vista baby
2006-07-09 18:19:41 · update #1
this guy doesnt seem like hes gonna tell one anytime soon so i will.
how come california has a ton of lawyers and new jersey has all the toxic dumps?
New jersey got first pick.
2006-07-09 17:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by osoboricuoso 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here goes... Jim takes his lawyer (we'll just call him lawyer, because they don't deserve actual names) on safari with him in Africa.
One night, as their setting up camp, Jim is busy pitching the tent, when he notices a lion standing there, looking hungry, halfway between them and the guns. He nudges lawyer, and says, "We can't get to the guns. What do we do now?"
Lawyer proceeds to sit down on the ground, and take off his shoes.
Jim says, "Why are you taking your shoes off? There's a lion in our camp!"
Lawyer says, "I run faster without my shoes on."
Jim says, "You can't outrun a lion!"
Lawyer says, "I don't have to outrun the lion, all I have to do, is outrun you..."
2006-07-10 00:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh.....there isn't one.
[must be a lawyer, tricking people into believing what he says]
2006-07-10 00:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by courtney the ho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't, so thank you for not posting one.
2006-07-10 00:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not?
2006-07-10 00:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhh i do! i do! tell it tell it! come on tell me! tell me! tell me!!!!!
check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 00:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there isnt one. sorry.
2006-07-10 00:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by melanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm............
Of course
2006-07-10 01:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋