2006-07-09 17:23:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because Jesus also had sex with his mom to create the greatest human evaaarrrr, Max Leibowitzzzzz.
2006-07-09 23:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 6⤊ 7⤋
Don't ask sacrilegious questions just because there is a forum for asking questions. You know history very well; don't pretend that you don't know. Satan is mentioned at the very beginning of mankind and Jesus' mother Mary came thousands of years later. Think before you ask anything. Don't make a fool of yourself. Don't you have something called self-respect?
2006-07-09 22:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by sunilbernard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) Jesus never had sex...forget THE DAVINCI CODE; and B) Satan is a cast down angel of God called Lucifer--widely believed that Lucifer was God's very first creation.
2006-07-09 17:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by jrs7373 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, there is no scriptural basis for this idea.
The Bible actually says very little about the birth or life events of Satan. This sort of information is found in the deuterocanonical literature.
2006-07-09 17:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ponderingwisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! Jesus didn't have a 'mom' until he came to the Earth and that wasn't til way after the flood in Noah's day. Satan was in the Garden of Eden, and that was way BEFORE the flood in Noah's day.
2006-07-09 17:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by true blu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reported!
2006-07-09 17:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bible teaches us that God created Jesus and for this reason he's referred to as the sole begotten son of God,. Jesus then, created each thing else which incorporate the masses of thousands of angels at God's course. devil grow to be a sort of angels. of course he enjoyed a intense place as he grow to be put in cost of the earth to over see it. He has no longer yet been faraway from that place. all of us comprehend that he grow to be as quickly as committed as Jesus suggested, "he did no longer stand company interior the fact:" The angels have unfastened will comparable to mankind and devil faster or later desperate that he and not God must be worshiped by way of guy. He then persuaded Adam and Eve to insurrection as properly. God desperate to grant particularly all of us adequate time to work out if this grow to be a reliable concept. for my section i do no longer think of so. luckily, this time is surprisingly much up. Lucifer is basically yet another identify for the devil. God would not dignify him by way of telling us his heavenly call till now he rebelled.
2016-12-14 06:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
2006-07-09 18:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Sultana 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
Satan existed long before Jesus' mum did
2006-07-09 17:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the same moron who asked if Jesus was gay? What is your problem? What did you smoke tonight?
2006-07-09 17:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋