Would He kill for one?
2006-07-09 17:08:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If Klondike bars were around back then, he probably woulda made them outa water instead of making wine. He'd go out walking on the water until he was really far out, then turn all the water into Klondike bars then go swimming in a sea of Klondike bars like Scroodge McDuck from those old Duck Tails cartoons swims in his money vault.
Then his deciphles would be all like, "Um, dude. Endulgence is a sin."
And he'd be all like, "Shut yer face I'm eating. Hey you, yeah you. You've got sand in your beard."
And when he was crucified it's take months for hi t o die because he'd be one lard *** of a Jesus and he'd live off his stored body fat kinda like Cartman from that one episode of South Park where Kyle's dad was having erectile disfunctions.
And all over the world Klondike bars would feature pictures of an obese Jesus gorging himself on Klondike bars... Hey, not a bad advertisment there...
And immagine a mountain of Klodike bars sitting before Jesus in the Leonardo Da Vinci painting, 'The Last Supper'. Awesome!
2006-07-09 17:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by Luce's Darkness 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that would have to take place in the present.
He would say, disciple - "To 7-11 for a Klondike Bar, &
bring back 12 more".
2006-07-10 00:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by Calee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i was jesus i wouldnt give a f* ck about a klondike bar. Id just go turn some water into wine and get wasted!
2006-07-10 00:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would kill you for no Klondike bar
2006-07-10 12:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by K-Deeznuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but I do know what he would do for you. That is he would lay down his life for you that you might live.
2006-07-10 00:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by Spartan Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd spit on the ground, rub it in His hand, wash it in the pool, and a Klondike bar would appear.
2006-07-10 00:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Shaun T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say let there be a klondike bar.......and there would be.......and it would be good! man, i wish i had that kinda power!
2006-07-10 00:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by SuthrnGrl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry! Jesus cann't be tempted!
2006-07-10 00:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by fsh3i1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would say: "Get thee behind me, Satan, I shall not give in to temptation"
2006-07-10 00:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why not he's friggin jesus.
2006-07-10 00:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Hoss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋