Story with a moral hehe ♥?

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Thanks to BABy who sent this to me...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes.

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world."

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man
in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

ATTENTION female readers: This is the END of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good.

ATTENTION MALE readers: Please scroll down.



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The man had a heart attack ten times MILDER than his wife!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

he he he he he he !!



sorry gals lol check ya later ♥

Answer 1

ya they just don't listen! haha... jk :)

Answer 2

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your *** good-bye!

Have A Nice Day and
Be Careful With Your Donkey

Answer 3

lol honestly i knew this one and i also knew what was coming after that "dont scroll down" part... but it was funny, and thanx for the laugh

Answer 4

dats a cracked one

Answer 5

JEEZE!!!! hilarious!!!! :D ♠♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠♠

Answer 6

tooooooooo gooooooooooood man..................