Sexually Right? Because I Mean I Thought It Was Just A One Nighter, And I Was Just An Easy Lay! But Love?! Wow Thats Great! We'll Need To Take It Slow Though I Think!
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2006-07-09 16:25:14 · 16 answers · asked by Joey Cuntface 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he loves little kids
when he was alive he would have been screwing there little arseholes.
and the priests of today continue the trend
faith is for sick people who support a sick lying sack of **** religion
2006-07-09 16:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to believe any of that. You have to believe that everyone is hurt in life. Oddly enough, we love life. We may want to get out of here, but we actually love it. If it were not for the things that hurt or bother us we would be happy.
However, life is something that for some reason we will have to leave, and so it has its feature to help us not feel so bad about that. As much as I hate it, I still have to admit that the world is a great thing. It even has love in it. Love too is a wonderful thing, isn't it? I'm not talking about the bad side of it. One of the good things is that we can experience it over and over, if we don't get it totally right the first time.
If there is a Jesus, I don't thing He wants to screw you in anyway. I have to believe that something put us here and does take care of us even though times can get rough. The reasons for those rough times, perhaps so that you love Him.
If He does want to screw you, I think He's a good catch; He'll marry you and will love you.
2006-07-09 23:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by kasar777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Looks like you've just graduated to the next step in your relationship with Jesus. Personally I think it's a wonderful thing, if you can take it. Getting to know Jesus on a more intimate level will increase self-worth, peace, and create a happy glowing feeling within that you've probably never experienced before. Not to mention other spiritual gifts and blessings you'll receive for doing so. Also it helps to bring Him to a more 'human' level, rather than being stuck up in the 'holier-than-thou', 'touch-me-not', 'I-am-God' category.
Way to go Joey Cuntface!
-A revolutionary
2006-07-09 23:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by Prewett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says there will be a day of Judgement. every thought word and deed will be brought before God and he will see everything. The Ten Commandments will be Gods standard, so lets look at a few to see how you do. Have you ever lied? Have you ever stolen something? have you ever looked with lust? ever useed Gods name in vain? If you have said yes to any of these you are guilty of breaking Gods Law. The Bible says if you stand before God today and he Judges you according to your sin, you could end up in Hell. The Good news, is that Jesus suffered and died on the cross to take the punishment for your sins. You sinned But Jesus payed your penealty with his own blood. If you willl repent (turn from sin),and put your faith and trust in Jesus, God will grant you everlasting life in Heaven.
2006-07-09 23:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by WDJD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mira, you mean jesus jose mario de la vega y castillia, don't you?
of course you were just a one night stand to him! like you were to the whole football team!
hell, girl, you're the easiest lay that ever was!
sheeeeeeeeesh!
aintcha had most everyone in town say they "love" you when they'se usin u, girl?
after all, it's the easiest thing to tell a cuntface like you!
so don't sweat it, girl.
you'll just carry on bein what you really are - the biggest hoe we've ever known!
2006-07-09 23:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Raymond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will pray for you Joey. You have some serious problems. Lack of maturity is one of them. Blasphemy is another. Be careful, God is not mocked.
Matthew 12:31 says, "And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven."
2006-07-09 23:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus as in God or Jesus as in the name of a person? I think u need help!
2006-07-09 23:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cuz Im A Boss! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Jesus loves you, Yes Jesus loves you, Yes Jesus loves you for the Bible tells you so.
2006-07-09 23:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by JazzyJ72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. That's a pickup line I've never heard before.
2. He must have been really good for you to still believe it.
2006-07-09 23:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by minix0987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just checked your profile and you sound like my perfect woman. A bi-sexual, abusive, mentally unstable, alcoholic junkie. I think I’m in love...
2006-07-09 23:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by psychoticlawnjockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋