A bad joke for a hot lazy summer night... try one :)?

Question

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

Answer 1

That one bordered on pathetic.
lol..;-)

Answer 2

A termite walks in and says is the bar tender here?

Answer 3

Put that one in my joke folder, where this one came from.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

Answer 4

This is kind of old I got 1, I think is better, I'll post it later!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 5

What key is this in?
*sings badly*
Your monkey stoooooole my BEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!
and your parrot ate my crackers!
I think your cat sat on my rat!
and your dog is drinking the laquer?...

Answer 6

a decent laugh..... for a hot lazy summer night

Answer 7

i had to read it twice to get it, hillarious joke! thanx a lot for the laugh, i enjoyed it.

Answer 8

hahahaha that was cute lol check ya later ♥

Answer 9

thats lyk so funny lol hahahahaha

Answer 10

mjik mjik!! harr harr harr...lolz..o bad bad...lolz cheers ^^^