1. both give pleasure when hot.
2. both r tasteless without milk.
3. both r enjoyed mostly on bed...
do u have any more or some kinda joke post it....
2006-07-09 16:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by dancingdoll 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
both perks you up ... the more you take it.
both give you the kick you want.
both are best taken while it is hot.
slurrrp ... it up nice and slow
2006-07-09 16:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Hawkboy 3 · 7⤊ 3⤋
I used to pick coffee in Kona....so...lemme think.
Okay, I got it....most people dont know that the coffee bean is called a cherry... that it's red with an ivory white inner bean, devided into two...if you pop that into your mouth...you will find it sweet even without any treatment whatsoever....but then if you dry it, roast it and crush it , you get the coffee that we drink....some people each & every single day of the year...so it's
addictive, sweet, lovely, still wonderful when crushed, or even beaten, and with different elixers,a veritable goodness, full of flavor, variety and scrumptiousness.
just like a woman !
no I am not a lesbian....yet.
2006-07-10 01:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Tracey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4. Both are hot in the morning
2006-07-09 23:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
* You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
* Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
* A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
* You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
* You can always warm coffee up.
* Coffee comes with endless refills.
* Coffee is cheaper.
* You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
* Coffee never runs out.
* Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
* You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
* You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
* You can smoke while drinking coffee.
* You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
* Coffee smells and tastes good.
* If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
* You can always get fresh coffee.
* You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
* They sell coffee at police stations.
* You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
* Coffee goes down easier.
* If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
* No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
* A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
* Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
* Coffee smells good in the morning.
* Coffee is good when it's cold too.
* Coffee stains are easier to remove.
* Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
* Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
* Coffee doesn't shed.
* Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
* You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
* Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
* No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
* Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
* When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
* When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
* Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
* Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
* INSTANT COFFEE!
* You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
* It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
* Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
2006-07-10 04:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are hot always
2006-07-10 01:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by geekay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Allen Coe has a song "Coffee" it goes,
"I call my woman coffee" cause she grinds so fine
I call my woman coffee" cause she grinds so fine
She's like a perculator; she's ready anytime!
She's no ground round virgin, she's smooth as she can be
She's no ground round virgin, she's smooth as she can be
She's a fresh-roasted mamma; when she gives her love to me
She's no high-class woman but I don't need no fox
She's no high-class woman but I don't need no fox
When she wakes up in the morning I'm the only male in her box!
That's why I call my woman coffee cause she grinds so fine
Yeah, I call my woman coffee cause she grindsso fine
She's no high-class woman but she's mine all mine!"
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-10 07:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like my coffee the way I like my women: hot, black and with a prune danish
2006-07-09 23:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both takes away sleep, but can't b avoided
2006-07-09 23:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are best ground up and in the freezer.
2006-07-09 23:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh those are awesome
When you're not careful they'll both want to hurt you
jeeze i got nuttin lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-09 23:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they can both give you a good "lift" in the morning
2006-07-09 23:28:11 · answer #11 · answered by are u crazy?...cuz i am not! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋