2006-07-09 15:49:44 · 6 answers · asked by Brian K 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
1 - they bark until the owner comes and changes it.
2006-07-09 15:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by momma dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER:
Make me.
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
2006-07-09 15:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Annie's World 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
*
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
*
DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
*
ROTTWEILER:
Make me.
*
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
*
TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
*
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
*
POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
*
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
*
DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
*
BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
*
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
*
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
*
POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
*
GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
*
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
*
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
*
HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
2006-07-09 15:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by Plaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none, because no owner would be cruel enough to make their dog change a lightbulb
2006-07-09 15:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one...at least my basset changes our lightbulbs all by herself.
2006-07-09 15:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shoulden't be so mean to your sister and her friends calling them dogs
2006-07-09 15:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by trecker_1701 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋