Another blond Joke?

Question

Sorry (blonds) you can put any color here. It was just how it came to me.

A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
having a hard time choosing. Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room
are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo . I've got Windoooooows!"

macy-my best friend of years told me that-a beautiful and smart blond. It is just a joke calm down-you can tell an Irish joke back to me. Or anything else.

Answer 1

Yeah,...my laptop keeps tellin' me I have mail,
But I go out to the curb, and check the box, it's empty. What's with THAT!

Answer 2

Ah, how I hate blonde jokes. I am a blonde, and me and my blonde best friend are straight A students, yet we still get bothered by all those dumb jokes. So insulting. Why my avi has black hair.

I really do have a sense of humor. I just prefer red neck and Yo Momma jokes. Cause blondes are so much smarter than we get credit for.

Answer 3

I got one. I got one.

A blonde walks into a hair salon with headphones on. She writes her name down and then sits down to wait. Minutes later she is called up and sits in the hair dresser's chair. The hair dresser begins by pulling off the blonde's headphones. She then notices that her comb is dirty so she walks off to get a sterile one. When she comes back the blonde is dead. The hair dresser panics and puts the headphones close to her ear and she hears this: "Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale."

Answer 4

I give 4 stars and 10 points!!!

Answer 5

haha i've heard it before it was on here a couple of times but that's hilarious lol check ya later ♥

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

HA HA

Answer 8

nice

Answer 9

That is so funny, but do you like yo mama jokes Because I know a lot of them.............

yo mama is so ugly she put the boogy man out of business. Yo mama is so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like brad pitt. yo mama is so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure. Yo mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window. Yo mama is so fat when she bends over we eneter daylight savings time. Yo mama is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat shes once, twice, three times the lady. Yo mama is so fat she uses a matress for a maxipad. Yo mama is so poor burgulars break into her house and leave money. Yo mama is so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box. Yo mama is so poor she watches t.v. on an Etch-A-Sketch.Yo mama is so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers. Yo mama is so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Yo mama has got a major weight problem, she cant wait to eat. Yo mama is a carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to nail. Yo mamas feet are so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes. Yo mama is like a televison, even a 2 year old can turn her on. Yo mama is so clumsy she got tangled up in a moblie phone. Yo mama is so nice, she offered me the hair off her back. Yo mama is like a golf course, everyone gets a hole in one. Yo mama is so ugly, she is so good at her job, being a scarecrow. Yo mama is like a 747, 3 man **** pit. Yo mama is like a hardware store. 10 cents per screw. Yo mama is like a a shotgun, first she cocks then she blows. Yo mama is like a door knob cause everybody gets a turn. Yo mama is like a stamp, youlick her, you stick her and then you send her away. Yo mama is like McDonalds, Billions and Billions served. Yo mama is like a railroad track, she gets laidall over the country. Yo mama is like the Pillsbury Dough boy, everyone likes to poke her. Yo mama is like Peanut Butter so creamy and smooth and easy to spread. Yo mama is so smelly, when she spread her legs, I got seasick. Yo mama is so smelly that farmers use her bath water as liquid fertilizer. Yo mama is so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to make chemical weapons. Yo mama is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her. Yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid. Yo mama is like a pirate, there she blows. Yo mama is so stupid she took aruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama is so stupid, on a job appliction is said sex and she put monday, wednesday and sometimes frida. Yo mama is so old that instead of saying are we there yet from the back seat, you say is she dead yet. Yo mama is so hairy that when you were born you almost died from rugburn. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and almosted peed her pants. Yo mama is so big, she trips over walmart and lands on target and every time she passes by the T.V. I miss a season of friends. Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a airplane it became a submarine. Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that cars slow down when she smiles. Yo mama is like a fast food restaurant, Quick and easy. Yo mama is like a shot gun 5 cocks and she is loaded. Yo mama is like nascar two rubbers and she is ready to ride. Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl. Yo mama is so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous. Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale. Yo mama is so fat that she shoved a battery up her *** and said, I've got the power. Yo mama is like a screen door, a couple of bangs and she loosens up. Yo mama is like a snickers bar, packed full of nuts. Yo mama is like a race car driver, she burns up a lot of rubbers. Yo mama is so fat and stupid, her waste is bigger than her IQ. Yo mama is such a *****, she interned for Clinton.
Told you so

Answer 10

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