Is it just me,or does anyone else fancy going to hell?

Question

Just think.debauchery,whips,chains,leather,bondage,the lot!
surely that is BLISS?!Isn't everyones idea of heaven different?
fuk being stuck on a cloud playing a harp......!

Answer 1

I don't fancy it even a little bit.

Answer 2

If you don't repent of the road you are on and come to know Jesus Christ personally as your Lord and Savior, then you won't have an eternity of playing with chains and whips. You'll be in fiery torment for all eternity, maggots will eat your flesh constantly and never die. And Heaven will not be playing a harp on a cloud. It will be getting to spend eternity with the God of the universe that loves you in perfection. If you refuse Him, this earth is the only Heaven you'll ever know, but if you accept Him, the earth is the only Hell you'll ever know.

Answer 3

No, thank you. The traditional theological concept of Hell is not a place with debauchery, whips, and chains; but of each person's worst nightmare coming true. So you might be stuck on a cloud playing a harp in Hell.

Answer 4

One night Allah dialed the wrong number, forgot what century it was and got me instead of some guy named ibn `Abdu'llah ibn `Abdu'l-Muttalib. I didn't know who that was, and instead of hanging up, Allah said he decided to talk to me instead of sending a message to that Muttalib guy via someone named Gabriel..

Since then Allah calls me on the telephone from time to time. or Usually when he particularly annoyed at Muttalib or one of the people who still work for him. I understand that Muttalib had or has a whole lot of company men or followers or something. Allah said something like a billion but I thought he was exaggerating at the time to make a point.

Allah even gave my number to Yahweh and we have occasional three way conversations.

Now, Yahweh and Allah have startling different points of view but they both agree on Hell. I know because I asked them separately and they both gave me pretty much the same answer about the place

There is no debauchery, whips or chains in Hell. There are no parties, no night clubs, gambling dens and backroom dice games. None of that stuff. No horseracing, no chasing loose women no men chasing men and no women chasing women either. Not in Hell. No its quiet there. Very quiet.

In fact, there is no nothing when you are in Hell, except you.

When you are in Hell, you are utterly and completely alone.

You exist if that's the right word, with the knowledge that you are indeed competely alone and that you will always be alone. Alone in complete darkness and silence forever in the maximum amount of unremitting, never changing pain that it is possible for you to experience.

But Allah said the problem isn't the pain, or the the isolation. He said, the real problem is the feeling of absolute, utter and overwhelming hoplessness and unremitting dispair that leaves you and never varies.

Yahweh said he wouldn't wish Hell on anyone.

Allah on the other hand said its just the right place for people who believe that blowing up little children in his name is a good idea in order to get into some sort of eteranal park with your own 72 virgins who spend all day and night feeding you food that doesn't make you fat and wine that doesn't make you drunk.

Hope that answers your question.

Tufr

Answer 5

You obviously don't know what Hell is like at all, so let me fill you in. Hell is an eternal place of punishment for those who haven't accepted Jesus as their Savior. You are in utter darkness with no one around you, you can hear screams of agony that one could never imagine could come from a human being, you are in constant pain and burn for eternity, you plead for water if only a drop on your tongue but will never get it. What I just described is not even close to the amount of agony and pain one will feel. Hell isn't a party. One won't have company, you will be completely and utterly alone save for the screams of millions of others who didn't take the opportunity to get saved while they could. Have fun in hell snuffylover4 (unless you decide to clean up your act).

Answer 6

I thought I'd met them all. Are you really that stupid? Let me tell you something? Hell isn't a place that is going to be fun, it isn't a place where you can continue sinning. Nowhere in the Bible does it describe Hell as such a place. Jesus describe says its a place where there will be 'weeping and gnashing of teeth.' This isn't a place of fun torture, this is serious. This is for eternity. If you think Heaven is full of fluffy clouds your head must be stuck in one. Nowhere in the Bible does it mention Heaven as such a place. But if you think that burning, screaming for eternity sounds fun. Well I certainly would take the fluffy clouds option any day.

Answer 7

No, I don't fancy Hell at all. As a matter of fact, the thought of going there is quite terrifying. I, personally, don't want to imagine burning in Hell for all eternity. No, it won't be fun and it won't be bliss. I think you need a lot of prayer. God is always there if you seek Him. You'd better start seeking Him before you die and you never know when that may be.

Answer 8

why the long face i know i belive in god why don t you?maybe ur not on track at the moment and i DO NOT fancy going to hell.Hell is a place of horrible things. So if you like whips and chains it will proberly be full of harps and people faking happiness.

good luck

oxox kutiekool

Answer 9

Read your bible, it will give you the truth about heaven and hell not man;s interpritation but God. Ask him to help you understand what heaven is and hell is...it is not on a cloud with harps. God is to awesome for that remedial interpritation. Go to heaven not hell, your choice Romans 10: 9-10

Answer 10

I suspect that for you hell would be harp playing on a cloud. Hell is punishment, and whatever you don't like is what you would get. Still, I bet frying in a lake of fire would be no fun, even for you.

Answer 11

Very nice look at it. Ure just like my girlfriend, the whole whip/chain idea get's her hott. Hehe, then again, that's the reason im going out with her in the first place. Slight pain is always a + in my book ;)

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