Helen Keller jokes?

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Answer 1

How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!
How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either
what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.
If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.
how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.
Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.
Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she
Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.
what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.
Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers
why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn
Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens
why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the **** out of her dog.
Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black
Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.
How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because she's a girl
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.
how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron
what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld
Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI

Answer 2

Helen Keller Dog

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By making her read a basketball! (all those bumps)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet!!!!! LOL

Why did her dog run away? He couldn't stand be called hmdsjsdgh

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Answer 9

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

Reading road signs

Answer 10

They are cruel, but here are a few:

what do helen keller's parents do to punish her?

answer#1
rearrange the furniture
answer#2
stuck the plunger in the toilet and left it there