A pastor walked into a neighborhood bar. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the town pastor, the room went dead silent.
He walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "Well, there is a statue of a naked woman in there, and her most private part is covered only by a fig leaf." "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look the other way."
So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again.
However, they did stop just long enough to give the pastor a loud round of applause.
He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"
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2006-07-09 15:03:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-07-09 15:03:33 · update #1
Attaboy Willy!!!!
Sounds like my kinda place!
Keep up the great funnys!
Yeah...your guest book still don't work,
I guess the jokes on me...again!
2006-07-09 19:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 9⤊ 4⤋
I am a Pastor, and I say that is a good joke. We are only human and subject to the same temptations as everyone else.
2006-07-09 22:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great, the best joke I've heard in a long time.
2006-07-09 22:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...that's hilarious!
2006-07-09 23:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-07-09 22:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, i think i'll spread it around heaven when I get there.
2006-07-09 22:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the joke.
2006-07-09 22:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! wow... gona repeat that one in school.
2006-07-09 22:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by monomat99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! ;)
2006-07-09 23:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋