Can anyone come up with an ending for this joke that is actually funny?
2006-07-09 14:58:15 · 20 answers · asked by yourstupidityeludesme 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to get to the Hen House---what a whore
2006-07-09 15:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by karlyk721 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Because it's too dang wide to go around! Or mebbe there was some tasty lookin' roadkill over thar on the other side, how'm I suppose to know? Mebbe someone kinda 'encouraged' him with a little buckshot. Mebbe he saw Chuck Norris comin down that side! who knows why chickens do them sorta things? an whatta I care, anyhow?
2006-07-09 22:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To make a phone call to the policestation reporting a suspected murderer living next door to its aunty who was away on vacation to the cayman islands with her 15 years younger lover who left his wife because she drank too much liquor that she normally buys just down the street from where a 10 year old kid was kidnapped last year for ransom that wasn't paid forcing the kidnappers to panic and surrender the kid to a grocery store owner who migrated 25 years ago from Czechoslovakia before it was changed to Czech republic and becoming a member of the european union that propelled the birth of the euro which is one of the strongest currencies in the world just like the japanese yen popularly used in japan of course and almost at par with the us dollar especially in the stock market where dow jones was up last week following a drop in foreign exchange arising from the war in iraq that has consumed many american soldiers and lots of dollars that could have been used to help dying children in africa as well as for their education too the lack of which makes them illiterates thereby not being able to use yahoo answers and not being aware of your question that prompted me to write this long and boring reply wasting my time that could have been used to do something productive and not getting me into this trouble i am in with my boss for not doing any work and expecting to be paid at the end of the month therefore i will have to stop now and continue later so as to save my job and have more time to continue later as you will now have to exercise some patience with me while i catch my breath .....................
2006-07-10 07:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove he wasn't chicken. Wouldn't you if the Kentucky Fried Chicken man was after you?
2006-07-09 22:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the heck would a chicken cross a road they swim in ponds thats so dumb...
2006-07-09 22:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by softballin9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see a chicken in the road, kill it!
2006-07-09 22:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Colonel Sanders was on the same side!
2006-07-09 22:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you were chasing it with you pecker hanging out.
Because she was trying to get away from you, the other chickens already told her what you did to them.
Because she was trying to get away from you, Just because your into bestiality doesn't meen chickens are.
2006-07-09 22:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Chicken Ranch" was on the other side!
"Just lotsa good will, and maybe one small thrill,
But there's nothin' dirty goin' on!"
2006-07-09 22:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was a big bucking chicken and burger king was on the other side.
2006-07-09 23:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Colonel Sanders was trying to catch her
lol
2006-07-09 23:10:13 · answer #11 · answered by aly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋