1 y do we say something is out of wack what is a wack
2 do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoys adultry
3 if a pig loses his voice is it disgruntled
4 if love is blind y is lingerierie so popluar
5 why is the man who invests all ur money called a broker
6 why do croutons come in airtight packages its just stale bread 2 begin with
7 why r a wise man and a wise guy opposites
8 y do overlook and oversee mean opposite things
9 if horrific means 2 make horrible does terrific mean 2 make terrible
10 why is it that if some1 tells you that there r 1 billion stars in the universe u will believe them but if they tell u a wall has wet paint u have 2 touch it 2 b sure
11 a bus station is where a bus stops a train station is where a train stops on my desk i have a work station..
12 can atheists get insurance 4 acts of god
13 i believe 5 out of 4 ppl have trouble with fractions
14. how come u never hear about gruntled employees
15. how much faith does it take 2 b an atheist
2006-07-09 14:54:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1 y do we say something is out of wack what is a wack. well i assume because to get things to work we wack it so if its ooutta wack it needs to be wacked back
2 do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoys adultry? They prolly do but hey i wouldnt know
3 if a pig loses his voice is it disgruntled. Um i dont know what that word means lol
4 if love is blind y is lingerierie so popluar? because no one loves anyone anymore
5 why is the man who invests all ur money called a broker? becasue hes gonna make u broke?
6 why do croutons come in airtight packages its just stale bread
2 begin with? to make sure that it stays stale
7 why r a wise man and a wise guy opposites? because a man is more respected than a "guy"
8 y do overlook and oversee mean opposite things becasue look and see have two different meaning i can look at u but that doesnt nesicarly mean i can see u like if i was blind
9 if horrific means 2 make horrible does terrific mean 2 make
terrible. The english language is crazy
10 why is it that if some1 tells you that there r 1 billion stars in the
universe u will believe them but if they tell u a wall has wet paint
u have 2 touch it 2 b sure? because we cant count the stars but we can touch paint lol
11 a bus station is where a bus stops a train station is where a train stops on my desk i have a work station.. then stop the work :)
12 can atheists get insurance 4 acts of god. HUH?
13 i believe 5 out of 4 ppl have trouble with fractions. They prolly do people are dumb gah
14. how come u never hear about gruntled employees. Because they dont want u to know?
15. how much faith does it take 2 b an atheist . as much as possible
2006-07-09 15:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by softballin9 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Wow, I like all of these points and I have a feeling u didn't come up w. them on ur own... But anyway #15 pretty funny, but I'd say it takes alot of faith to be an atheist because u r riding all ur money on the hope that there is no god and no hell... I'd say that is a leap of faith. #13- I agree! #6- good point, it isn't like they r gonna get any staler! #1- when people say "that's wack" they mean that's crazy. But if something is out of wack that means it is messed up. So if somethng is wack, then I'm confused. #10- I guess they believe about the stars because there is no way to confirm the # of stars in the sky (for now) And I guess the touch paint because they can ( or they are from Missouri- the show-me state and won't believe anything for themselves)
Ok- I think I have pondered long enough. Thanks for the points to ponder. Have fun w/ my answers. Later!
2006-07-09 15:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by ksquared=KK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
purely even as the beer Volcano receives Stael and the strippers all have STDs see you later as even some strippers do not have STDs there is desire! do not provide up Asif! there is allot left to stay for, ignore love in simple terms attempt to get some random horny and sense free with that, a sensible guy named Denis Leary once stated, "happiness is provided in small doses, its a chocolate chip cookie, a drag from a cigarette, and a three second orgasm, that is it!" ok i'm not being complete serious the following, I do believe in deeper happiness, yet at situations like that, in simple terms ditch the tangled up individual, kick the dirt of your boots and value ahead to the whore domicile or what ever provides non everlasting excitement for a lengthy time period, damn the outcomes! ok i'm not positive what i'm speaking about yet i imagine there's a factor the following someplace, i imagine what i'm attempt to assert is do not placed all of your chips on one persons ignore the succubus and stay free for a lengthy time period
2016-10-14 07:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the english language world some s**t just confuses everyone but it's those weird people like you that catches on to it more say questions it.
2006-07-09 16:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some other options to ponder...
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how does teflon stick to the pan?
Why are there INTERSTATES in hawaii?
2006-07-09 17:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by barrett_sebastian 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well you know that 3 out of 10 people in the world think that 70% of the world didnt catch the whole bad with fraction thing..........love this stuff thanks for a laugh.
2006-07-09 15:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by scttcap 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff, this is why the english language is so hard to learn
2006-07-09 15:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like a comedy routine gone bad
2006-07-09 15:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by wanninonni 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's some interesting stuff.
2006-07-09 15:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're taking things too literally.
2006-07-09 14:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by Rara 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋