This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot blonde walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if you're the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking 'I'm in!!!' She goes, "Can you tell the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
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2006-07-09 14:35:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-09 14:36:25 · update #1
Blonde jokes are my fave! Especially since I'm a brunette. Italian jokes, on the other hand, those I take offense to...so don't let me see any Italian jokes on here, Mister!! ;)
2006-07-09 16:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
~gross but cute. here's one for you:
A blonde was pulled over by a cop. The cop asks her to please step out of the car. The officer then proceeds to draw a circle around where she is standing and tells the blonde not to step outside this circle. The policeman then goes over to the blonde's car and smashes her headlight out. He looks back at her and the blonde is smiling. He then smashes the windshield with his billyclub. He looks back again and the blonde is chuckling. Confused and angry by this the cop gets a sledgehammer out of his trunk and bashes the blonde's car in pretty good. The cop looks at the blonde again and she is just dying laughing. The officer asks her,"What are you laughing at? I just about totaled your car here!" The blonde replies,"Well......everytime you weren't watching, I stepped outside the circle."
2006-07-09 14:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I love the blonde jokes Willy!! Why the he.. can't I sign in your guest book?
2006-07-09 15:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but nasty i like it i give you a 10 out of 1 out of 10
2006-07-09 14:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's no way to pick up a bartender!
P.S. Your guest book don't work AGAIN!!!
2006-07-09 15:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny.
2006-07-09 15:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was nasty but very funny.
2006-07-09 14:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to hear more anyting with a hot blonde__________!!!
2006-07-09 15:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by Phinoeas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good blonde joke ...
2006-07-09 14:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by sswan007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty but funny!
2006-07-09 14:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋