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But surly thats impossible because where in the US could God possibly find 3 wise men and Virgin? =P

2006-07-09 14:27:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

LMAO that was great!

2006-07-09 14:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Why would he need three wise men and a virgin? When God comes again he is coming for his people. He will not have Jesus be born from a virgin like the first time. We are not going to repeat the Bible times.
Jesus is not going to be born and live on Earth or the US for that matter. He already did that.

2006-07-09 21:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're obviously getting incorrect information. In the bible it says he will come from the clouds in the sky. Not on the greyhound, not on a ferry, not on American Airlines. All will know the Son of Man is coming. Because Peter will blow his trumpet. So we know Peter is going to be there for sure too. It didn't describe in detail who will accompany Jesus, or geographically speaking where it will be.

2006-07-10 08:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by AMERICA NEEDS RON PAUL 2 · 0 0

Who knows. It is a question that has been asked by many for many years now. Only God knows if Jesus is going to come again. And, if it happens only God knows where that will be.

2006-07-09 21:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Red Fox 2 · 0 0

This may have been in jest. However, when Jesus comes back, the whole world will know (the rapture). The second time He comes back, He will establish His capitol in Jerusalem.

2006-07-09 21:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by bobm709 4 · 0 0

When he comes again he will show up in Jerusalem on the Mount of Olives to stop the invasion of Israel by the arabs, chinese and russians..

2006-07-09 21:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny... but they could be found. However, I don't believe He will show up the same way again.

No man will know the day or time. It will be a surprise to everyone. You better be ready...

2006-07-09 21:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by curiouschick18 4 · 0 0

Get Serious. You know, God does have a very good sense of humor.

2006-07-09 21:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Mittys Momma 2 · 0 0

He will come back to defend Israel from its enemies, there will be a war and the enemies blood will be scatterd throught up to the neck

2006-07-09 21:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by jp 6 · 0 0

So what is your question? Did God lower his Jesus equation.

2006-07-09 21:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0 0

He would, if he was interested in a book and movie deal

2006-07-09 21:34:00 · answer #11 · answered by rykkardo8 4 · 0 0

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