how come he's dead?
Also I heard a rumour that he used to jack it every so often.... is this true?
2006-07-09 14:01:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i did not say anything obscene look up jack in an encyclopedia! It is a tool used to lift a car! you jack a car! Jesus was a carpenter so probably jacked a few chariots!
2006-07-09 14:06:38 · update #1
how the hell would u say that i hate u 4 saying that bout jesus
2006-07-09 14:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by cute01111111111 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My goodness so many good Christians answering your question with Jesus lives...Jesus was a man...nothing more, nothing less...a great teacher...ahead of his time...but just a man. Let me ask all those good Chrisitians out there the following: If Jesus was crucified to absolve us of Sin than why are we still sinning today? Also a few of the Christians answering say he's at the right hand of God (if there is one) and he's going to be back to save our sorry bleep's. Not true as the Jews live suffering for humanities sins on a daily basis...that's why the Bible called them the "chosen people". Chosen to be the living pentance for human sin. Of course all of it is a crock of bleep...Try checking out WWW.UUA.ORG PEACE!
2006-07-09 21:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Error in many areas. First Jesus is not Dead read History. Second He died for people because He cared about them, something we see you not Comprehend. AND Third Jesus was a Stone Mason, not a Carpenter!
2006-07-09 21:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus chose to die. He could have prevented it, but didn't. He made the ultimate sacrifice for humanity, because he knew the truth about pure, unconditional love. Even for you. He is much better than me in that way.
I'm sure that Jesus did many things during his lifetime, especially in the undocumented two decades from 12 to 32 that we will never know the truth about, related to carpentry and all manner of things.
2006-07-09 23:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is alive and well.
He came here to fulfill the Bible prophecy. He died for all the sins what we have done, we are doing and what we will do...so forth He died for all sins so we do not have to be separated from Him when we die.
This offer came with special instructions. You need to admit that you are a sinner, you need to ask forgiveness and you need to repent from your sins...and you need to accept Him as your Lord and Savior...to be able to receive His mercy, you need to recognize Him for what He is.
He died, but He rose from the dead. He conquered the death and you can also live forever if you believe in Him.
2006-07-09 21:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know if it's true or not. Don't care. I'm a fan (of Jesus) , but your question barely registers on the offencometer. It's too ridiculous, lol. Try harder, and then I might report ya:P Good luck.
2006-07-09 21:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Christians and the Bible, Jesus died for everyone's sins.
If Jesus was really how the Bible portrays him, I don't think he masturbated. He might have had wet dreams though.
2006-07-09 21:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is NOT dead! He has risen! He died for your sins, so that you could live forever with him in Heaven.
In case you didn't know, Jesus died on the cross for us. Three days later, he rose from the grave.
2006-07-09 21:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not. He sits at the right hand of God, the Father awaiting the day he is to return and pass judgment on those who don't follow Him. Are you ready?
2006-07-09 21:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sherry K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported for obscene and profane content.
2006-07-09 21:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋