2006-07-09 13:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Leave a gift on a table. But in reality, it's a box filled with marbles. You cut out the bottom of the box and slide a piece of cardboard under it and put it on the table and slide out the cardboard. When she picks the box up, the marbles go everywhere! I did it to someone and they laughed their butt off.
2006-07-09 14:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Flour shower.... put flour in her unbrella and close it back up.
Put clingfilm over the toilet seat
Mix the sault up with the sugar
put food colouring in the shampoo
glue the top of the toothpaste opening together and cut little holes down the side of the tube.
put some prawns under the lining of her handbag so they're hidden.
hide the car keys....
thats all i can think of right now...
Have run
2006-07-09 21:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by DJ Fizzy xx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the deli and buy a bottle of those pickled lamb's tongues. Next time she is whining and moaning and demanding answers about something she knows you don't want to discuss, surreptitiously slip one in your mouth, then when she is looking, stick it out at her.
When she starts to heap more abuse on you, BITE IT OFF AND LET IT DROP TO THE FLOOR! Then walk away. (This will silence her!) But don't let her call for an ambulance, or you'll have to pay for that.
2006-07-09 22:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did this to a friend once...
take a white lotion or creme and smear it all over the sitting part of the toilet lid when she is asleep at night. then lift up that lid and stretch seran wrap over it and close the first lid. it is absolutly hilarious!
2006-07-09 21:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by stefanie.katherine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take off your shower head and stick a boullion cube in there then replace the shower head... or put cling wrap on the toilet seat and put the seat down. she'll pee all over.
2006-07-09 22:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by grl4grlz06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lift the toilet lid, place clear seran wrap across the toilet, close the lid. She'll have a spashing good time!
2006-07-09 21:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Sacamoco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm call Ashton Kutcher Im sure he could help. (i think i spelled his name right if not soo what) LOL!
2006-07-09 20:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if you must
toothpaste on the bottom of a doorknob
2006-07-09 21:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thoght you was gay
2006-07-09 22:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Touchdown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋